Why do neutered dogs always chase squirrels?
They’re trying to get their nuts back.
Why do great white sharks chase after Superman in the ocean?
Because he has a seal on his chest.
What do Germans call the first day of wheat harvest, and also a popular children's game where kids chase each other around a wheat field?
Our family dog used to chase people riding bikes
It got so bad in the end, we had to take the bikes off him.
You hear about the dog who liked to chase cars?
Boxers cause a brief chase
Just watched two Silkworms chase each other up a leaf..
What’s it called when a drake chases a female, getting nearer and nearer but never close enough to mate?
I don't understand people who chase whiskey...
Not once has a bottle ever run from me.
Chase after a car you get exhausted
Run in front of a car you get tyred
My girlfriend gets triggered when I get up and chase the birds away from our backyard every morning.
She says it’s my crow aggression.
My wife and kids laughed when they saw me chase a penny which rolled down the drain.
They were having fun at my ex pence.
My wife gets really upset when I get up every morning and chase the birds from the bird feeder.
She calls it my crow aggression.
What does a dog say when it chases a squirrel up to the tree?
What's it called when you chase a train?
A Nissan leaf was involved in a police chase that ended with the driver running out of charge
He was released without charge
Why are dogs more likely to chase standard cars than automatic ones?
What does a pirate always chase, yet it's always behind him?
His booty.
Why is it hard for a pirate to learn the alphabet?
Because he always wants to go back to "C".
What happened to the pirate whose leg caught on fire?
He burned to the ground.
What do you call it when Indiana Jones chases you around town in a Mustang and continually honks at you?
Harassin’ Ford.
....please don’t hurt me for this one
Tom only chases the most suitable mouse.
I guess that is Jerry picking.
My middle and last name is Chase Colby
I’m going to name my son Jack, that way he will have to fill out forms for the rest of his life saying that his name is Colby, Jack Chase.
My pen pal in Jordan has a job at a horror house. He dresses up as a large beetle and chases people.
Why did Han Solo chase after his son?
Highspeed Chase
On the Run
Credits: http://deathbulge.com/comics/212
Little kid named Chase was running around away from his mom at my daughter's dance today.
I told the mother she should have named him Doctor or Lawyer.
Somehow, we got on the topic of Chevy Chase's filmography
Coworker: "Didn't Fletch have that chase scene in it?"
Me: "I'd say it had a lot of Chase scenes."
I received a new personal record for eye rolls per single joke.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot
It got so bad I had to take his bike away
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot..
It got so bad I finally had to take his bike away.
My dog always used to chase people on a bike
It got so bad we had to take his bike away
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
It got so bad I had to take his bike away.
My dog used to chase people on a bike
It got so bad, we had to take his bike away
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot
It got so bad I had to take his bike away
My dog used to chase after people on bike
So I took the bike away from him.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot
It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
It got so bad, I had to take his bike away.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
My dog always used to chase people on a bicycle.
But then I took the bicycle away from him.
My dog used to chase people on bikes all the time.
It got so bad I had to take his bikes away.
My dog used to chase people on a bike around a lot.
It got so bad I had to take his bike away.
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