Why do neutered dogs always chase squirrels?

They’re trying to get their nuts back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElectricPanda79
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Why do great white sharks chase after Superman in the ocean?

Because he has a seal on his chest.

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What do Germans call the first day of wheat harvest, and also a popular children's game where kids chase each other around a wheat field?

Gluten Tag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HennyPennyBenny
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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Our family dog used to chase people riding bikes

It got so bad in the end, we had to take the bikes off him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crayonfingers
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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Chase Ventura.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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The Chase of Spades.
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You hear about the dog who liked to chase cars?

He got tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ixnayhombray
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Boxers cause a brief chase
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodywolfeyes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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Just watched two Silkworms chase each other up a leaf..

..It ended in a Tie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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What’s it called when a drake chases a female, getting nearer and nearer but never close enough to mate?

Zeno’s pair of ducks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaggington
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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I don't understand people who chase whiskey...

Not once has a bottle ever run from me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RustyWood86
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Chase after a car you get exhausted

Run in front of a car you get tyred

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackcloud555
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Chase is on
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bongnazi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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My girlfriend gets triggered when I get up and chase the birds away from our backyard every morning.

She says it’s my crow aggression.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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My wife and kids laughed when they saw me chase a penny which rolled down the drain.

They were having fun at my ex pence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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My wife gets really upset when I get up every morning and chase the birds from the bird feeder.

She calls it my crow aggression.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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What does a dog say when it chases a squirrel up to the tree?

Bark!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pho_spaghetti
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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the thrill of the chase
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditVisitor69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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What's it called when you chase a train?

Running track

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jhrvys
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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A Nissan leaf was involved in a police chase that ended with the driver running out of charge

He was released without charge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iwantmyteslanow
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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Why are dogs more likely to chase standard cars than automatic ones?

Because they’re stick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Classic-Canuck
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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What does a pirate always chase, yet it's always behind him?

His booty.

Why is it hard for a pirate to learn the alphabet?

Because he always wants to go back to "C".

What happened to the pirate whose leg caught on fire?

He burned to the ground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/woodceilingfan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2017
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What do you call it when Indiana Jones chases you around town in a Mustang and continually honks at you?

Harassin’ Ford.

....please don’t hurt me for this one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CloudedCrow
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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Tom only chases the most suitable mouse.

I guess that is Jerry picking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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My middle and last name is Chase Colby

I’m going to name my son Jack, that way he will have to fill out forms for the rest of his life saying that his name is Colby, Jack Chase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_RedJacket
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2018
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My pen pal in Jordan has a job at a horror house. He dresses up as a large beetle and chases people.

He’s a scarab.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToroZuzuX
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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Why did Han Solo chase after his son?

... Because Kylo Ran.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taosahpiah
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2016
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Highspeed Chase

On the Run

Credits: http://deathbulge.com/comics/212

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DurableSoul
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2015
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Little kid named Chase was running around away from his mom at my daughter's dance today.

I told the mother she should have named him Doctor or Lawyer.

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Somehow, we got on the topic of Chevy Chase's filmography

Coworker: "Didn't Fletch have that chase scene in it?"

Me: "I'd say it had a lot of Chase scenes."

I received a new personal record for eye rolls per single joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drummernv
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2016
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot

It got so bad I had to take his bike away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot..

It got so bad I finally had to take his bike away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlanetMarsh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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My dog always used to chase people on a bike

It got so bad we had to take his bike away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brennik
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.

It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrKrabs7382
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.

It got so bad I had to take his bike away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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My dog used to chase people on a bike

It got so bad, we had to take his bike away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RND2KO
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot

It got so bad I had to take his bike away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotatoWithAReddit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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My dog used to chase after people on bike

So I took the bike away from him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot

It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jnnx3
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.

It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mexicantrombone
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.

It got so bad, I had to take his bike away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rockstorm8232
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/valdes2011
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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My dog always used to chase people on a bicycle.

But then I took the bicycle away from him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lenrd-F
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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My dog used to chase people on bikes all the time.

It got so bad I had to take his bikes away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoWayJerkface
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2017
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My dog used to chase people on a bike around a lot.

It got so bad I had to take his bike away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArchNova
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2017
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