I decided to make some chai tea the other day but I failed miserably. It tasted awful and burnt. But then I reminded myself...

If at first you can't make tea, chai, chai, again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MandolinMusic
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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I tried some of my brother's chai the other day.

It wasn't my cup of tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MadMarus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2018
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I made up a joke so get ready to hate on me. Trump (I know it's topical).... Trump was nervous during the election and was asked "hey, do you want some spiced tea"?

He replied "Chai, nah".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joker-here
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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What do you get when you mix tea with Colbie Caillat’s Gypsy Heart album?

β€œYou don’t have to chai”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hexspades
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card

It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,

About Six-tea years to date,

Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,

her cupious amazing traits

Her balanced demeanour

Her Kindness and (earl) grace,

rooibost sense of humour,

too many to name in this teany space,

to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,

let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,

While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,

It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gurlonreddit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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What kind of tea should you drink when watching the Nutcracker?

Chai-kovsksy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scardeal
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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There's this cute barista I want to ask out...

But I just don't feel like I have a latte offer. I've bean chai-ing to tell her how I feel, but I don't know how to espresso myself. It's a shame, because there really could be something special brewing there. I guess I'm just afraid being roasted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hambletonorama
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2016
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There was an attempted mugging at the cafe this morning.

I'm prepared now though, in case he decides to chai again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sgt_eaglefort
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2015
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Just Dad-joked my coworker, many groans were had.

To preface, we work at a coffee shop. A somewhat picky customer comes up and orders a 16 ounce chai tea latte, with soy milk. My coworker tells me all of this, and that the customer would like the drink at exactly 140Β°F. I make the drink, and call it out to be picked up: "16 ounce soy milk chai!"

My coworker comes over and says, "Hopefully she likes it, I've had to remake her drink a couple times before." I replied with:

"Well I certainly chai-ed soy hard when I made it."

Eye rolling and groans all around while I grinned ear to ear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Codidly5
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2016
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As we approached the speaker in the Starbucks drive-thru, my wife was having a hard time deciding what she wanted.

I told her to chai harder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blumer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2017
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I always have this idea to spice up my teas since they are bland

I guess I should chai it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/markyland
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2017
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Wife wanted to know if I would like some tea.

In my best rasta impression, I belted out with:

"No woman, No chai!"

the sigh was heard for miles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JeF4y
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2016
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