Chai Puns

If at first you can't make tea, chai, chai, again.

It wasn't my cup of tea

He replied "Chai, nah".

“You don’t have to chai”

It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,

About Six-tea years to date,

Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,

her cupious amazing traits

Her balanced demeanour

Her Kindness and (earl) grace,

rooibost sense of humour,

too many to name in this teany space,

to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,

let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,

While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,

It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.

Chai-kovsksy!

But I just don't feel like I have a latte offer. I've bean chai-ing to tell her how I feel, but I don't know how to espresso myself. It's a shame, because there really could be something special brewing there. I guess I'm just afraid being roasted.

I'm prepared now though, in case he decides to chai again.

To preface, we work at a coffee shop. A somewhat picky customer comes up and orders a 16 ounce chai tea latte, with soy milk. My coworker tells me all of this, and that the customer would like the drink at exactly 140°F. I make the drink, and call it out to be picked up: "16 ounce soy milk chai!"

My coworker comes over and says, "Hopefully she likes it, I've had to remake her drink a couple times before." I replied with:

"Well I certainly chai-ed soy hard when I made it."

Eye rolling and groans all around while I grinned ear to ear.

I told her to chai harder.

I guess I should chai it

In my best rasta impression, I belted out with:

"No woman, No chai!"

the sigh was heard for miles.