Ugh, I burnt my sauteed bok choy...

Now it's chard.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JakeJakeKellyKelly
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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Why is bok choy bitter?

Because baby bok choy gets all the attention.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/El_Jefe_21
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I asked my girlfriend what she was eating. She said "Bok choy"

"Oh, is that made of chicken?"

... "What?"

"Because it's bok bok bok choy."

She refused to look at me.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RaptorsOnBikes
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 01 2018
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The Punnerโ€™s Prayer

Dear Lord as week seek to produce puns worthy of your praise, lettuce relish this opportunity. We ask that you would cause humor to sprout in the hearts of those who think us nuts. Continue to cultivate in us passion, fruit which beets back sadness and joy which leeks into others. Though some may say we are corny we know you will give us sage wisdom. Give us the confidence to know we are kaleโ€™in it as we bring choy to the world and live apply ever after.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Cool-breeze7
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Brainstorming food/movie theme nights. It es-kale-lated quickly. Only thing in my Bumble profile now.

When Harry Met Salad

What About Ke-Bob

Cumin to America

Weekend at Bearneaise II

Steakin I, II, & III

A Few Good Salmon

Youโ€™ve Got Kale

Shawshank Re-Dim Sum

Romancing the Scone

An ร‰clair to Remember

Roman Hollandaise

Glazed and Confused

Bill & Tedโ€™s Eggcellent Adventure

The Evil Bread

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Shrimp

Fondue the Right Thing

Ribeyes Wide Shut

Mignons

Plante of the Grapes

Spider Manchu

Sushis All That

A Wok to Remember

Marsala-la Land

Apocalypse Cow

Die Chard

Die Chard with a Vinaigrette

Hoganโ€™s Gyros

The Sand Latkes

A League of their Macaroni

Revenge of the Curds

Rush Sโ€™More

Braising Arizona

Demolition Ham

10 Things I hate About Ewe

Saladin

Oliver and Com-penne

Dirty Rotten Chanterelles

Sex and the Satay

The Truth About Cats & Hotdogs

Morella Enchanted

Provolone Together

Clear and Pheasant Danger

The Big Chili

Lรฉmon: The Professional

Ava-Tartare

Hocous Pocous

High Fi-Deli Meat

Madagascargot

The Fifth Elementos

Muensters Inc.

Thereโ€™s Something About Rosemary

I Am Ham

Quiche Lorraine Man

Barley & Me

Lentil Giants

Peggy Soufflรฉ Got Married

Face Stroganoff

Con Gruyรฉre

Fast Times at Porridgemont High

Bok Choys in the Hood

Papillonion

Requinoa for a Dream

Serial Cardamom

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kat_fogg
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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What is Michelle's favorite vegetable?

Barack-choy.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JamesKPolkerface
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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Chicken's favourite vegetable?

Bok bok choy.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/lan_chop
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