Ugh, I burnt my sauteed bok choy...

Now it's chard.

πŸ‘︎ 15
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
🚨︎ report
Why is bok choy bitter?

Because baby bok choy gets all the attention.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/El_Jefe_21
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
🚨︎ report
I asked my girlfriend what she was eating. She said "Bok choy"

"Oh, is that made of chicken?"

... "What?"

"Because it's bok bok bok choy."

She refused to look at me.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/RaptorsOnBikes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2018
🚨︎ report
The Punner’s Prayer

Dear Lord as week seek to produce puns worthy of your praise, lettuce relish this opportunity. We ask that you would cause humor to sprout in the hearts of those who think us nuts. Continue to cultivate in us passion, fruit which beets back sadness and joy which leeks into others. Though some may say we are corny we know you will give us sage wisdom. Give us the confidence to know we are kale’in it as we bring choy to the world and live apply ever after.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Cool-breeze7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
🚨︎ report
Brainstorming food/movie theme nights. It es-kale-lated quickly. Only thing in my Bumble profile now.

When Harry Met Salad

What About Ke-Bob

Cumin to America

Weekend at Bearneaise II

Steakin I, II, & III

A Few Good Salmon

You’ve Got Kale

Shawshank Re-Dim Sum

Romancing the Scone

An Γ‰clair to Remember

Roman Hollandaise

Glazed and Confused

Bill & Ted’s Eggcellent Adventure

The Evil Bread

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Shrimp

Fondue the Right Thing

Ribeyes Wide Shut

Mignons

Plante of the Grapes

Spider Manchu

Sushis All That

A Wok to Remember

Marsala-la Land

Apocalypse Cow

Die Chard

Die Chard with a Vinaigrette

Hogan’s Gyros

The Sand Latkes

A League of their Macaroni

Revenge of the Curds

Rush S’More

Braising Arizona

Demolition Ham

10 Things I hate About Ewe

Saladin

Oliver and Com-penne

Dirty Rotten Chanterelles

Sex and the Satay

The Truth About Cats & Hotdogs

Morella Enchanted

Provolone Together

Clear and Pheasant Danger

The Big Chili

LΓ©mon: The Professional

Ava-Tartare

Hocous Pocous

High Fi-Deli Meat

Madagascargot

The Fifth Elementos

Muensters Inc.

There’s Something About Rosemary

I Am Ham

Quiche Lorraine Man

Barley & Me

Lentil Giants

Peggy SoufflΓ© Got Married

Face Stroganoff

Con GruyΓ©re

Fast Times at Porridgemont High

Bok Choys in the Hood

Papillonion

Requinoa for a Dream

Serial Cardamom

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/kat_fogg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
🚨︎ report
What is Michelle's favorite vegetable?

Barack-choy.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/JamesKPolkerface
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
🚨︎ report
Chicken's favourite vegetable?

Bok bok choy.

πŸ‘︎ 23
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/lan_chop
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2017
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.