I was a party pooper.
May divorce be with you.
It was an all knight party
They're trying to stop the infection from Dublin.
Just so I cover all the bassists.
It's because the following year they will have a twenty second birthday
"Yes", he said, "I'm all-white".
They really dropped the ball this time.
Me: aren’t you “grad-u-ate” before we came here?
I gave him a high five.
They always drop the ball.
They really dropped the ball on that one.
You planet.
A warp party.
I took one of the chocolates without him noticing and placed it upon my head. I then turned to him with a very stern face and said "Dad i need to talk to you about something"
dad: "what son?"
me: "I am actually really afraid for my life"
dad: "what are you talking about?"
me: "i think someone has been payed to kill me"
dad: "what , why?"
me: "I guess you could say someone has" tilting head forward to reveal the chocolate "placed a bounty on my head"
He cried a little with laughter and said he missed having me around (he recently moved country with my mum) because mum dosn't make those kind of jokes. It was a beautiful father son bonding moment.
this isn't strictly a dad joke, but our local NPR affiliate in Philadelphia had a celebration of dad jokes today, and I figured you gents might be interested. They do give credit to reddit for the rise of dadjokes.
They really dropped the ball this year.
