My wife started making art by putting paint on her wheels and driving them all over the canvas.

not to brag, but they all look like van Gogh's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skycooper11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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Canvas city Missouri or Canvas City Canvas
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coccolombo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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β€œOil on canvas”——Anonymous Artist, circa 21st century.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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Oil on canvas. Hehe (best part? It was painted with acrylic!)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_demonfluffy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2018
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β€œOil on Canvas.”—- Anonymous Artist, circa 21st century.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Inmates seem happiest when sleeping in canvas camp shelters...

They're con-tented at least.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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The local cobbler realized that canvas was a better material to craft shoes out of

His opinion was suede

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ACoolDude_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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My wife makes art by spending hours painting dots on a canvas to create shapes, she calls it modern art

I think it’s pointillist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/____okay
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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I was painting and decided to flip the canvas...

It's on the floor right now.

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I know it's been done, but I couldn't resist painting my favorite pun. "Nunchucks" spray paint on canvas.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kellygrl6441
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2012
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A man and his boy are out on their first camping trip...

They get into a huge fight about the best way to start the camp fire.

The two sit in silence for a few moments, cold and frustrated

The dad promptly reaches into his backpack, grabs a pair of scissors and tears into the wall of their canvas shelter.

The son yells, "What the heck are you doing, you maniac?!!?!?"

The dad turns to him, looks him dead in the eyes, and says, "Just trying to cut the tent-son."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wushock4
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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My friend has been learning magic as a quarantine hobby. I present to you: my oc list of magician jokes and puns I invented to annoy him.

Did you hear about the magician who grabbed Eminem so hard his SnapBack fell off?

He pulled a rabbit out of his hat

What do you call a magician who is an administrator at a college, but nobody knows what students he is in charge of?

Whose dean’s he?

A magician went out to the store and bought a big metal structure so he could hang upside down and do situps. He also loved painting, but because of his style he often knocked the canvas around while dabbing on the paint. So he bought another, wooden structure, like an easel, but with clamps to hold the painting in place while he prodded it with the paintbrush. His wife asked, as he brought them in, what the hell he had just bought. He replied:

β€œAb rack and dab rack”

What do you call a magician with very skinny fingers?

Slight of hand

The magician’s wife brought him to the store to buy gifts for a birthday party. She picked out a lovely candle, but wanted to include a nice note. The magician knew just what to do. He brought her down an aisle, found a section marked β€œbirthday,” and said:

β€œPick a card, any card”

The Russian magician, in 1932, found an amazing new piece for his act: a giant, wooden sarcophagus in the shape of a beautiful woman. The piece had giant, metal blades inside at waist level. They were locked in place while it was open, but retracted as it closed, making it seem as though the magician had escaped death. But one day, while he was practicing, the great sarcophagus fell over - door still open - right on the magician. When he was found, he was cut right in two. Moral of the story:

In Soviet Russia, box woman saws you.

Okay that’s it. I’m so sorry, I have nothing better to do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nsk09003
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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The Lone Ranger woke to see that his tent had blown away by a tornado...

He decided,"Tonto,we're not in canvas anymore!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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