My friend was bragging that his new 3D printer can print a gun.
Big deal. I have had a Canon printer for years.
I'm going to print a document to help cure bed-wetting.
Why didn’t the printer print the fake news?
Because he didn’t know the fax!
3D Print Shop Name pun that blows your brains out
Im opening a 3D Printing Shop and I need that million dollar name. Something that makes you look at it and think " F*ck that's one of those names that sells itself ".
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He can provide you with fresh prints.
The local paper ran a front page article about offering a large print edition to be more accessible.
Apparently it was big news.
The pun is in the fine print
Hairy plotter and the half-assed prints
True story: I wanted to print a dozen copies of a document, but selected 'Number of Copies: 12' on both MS Word and the printer itself, just to be sure. Turns out, it treated that as 12 times 12 copies.
I soon discovered that I had made a gross error of judgment.
Mentos should print little messages on their mints, like "you're awesome" or "looking great" and call them Complimentos!
The ultimate dadjoke. My toddlers believe that on 3 king’s day (along with bringing gifts) the camels severely screw up our home. I put muddy hoof prints throughout, upend the plants, knock over the tree, tear apart fruit, etc.
This year Was a symphony! We had aunts, and two grandmas join in for a seriously epic camel disaster for the kids to discover tomorrow. Feeling proud of my dad skills.
Photos here:
https://imgur.com/gallery/b8sILu3
Edit: the oldest is 5. We celebrated a day early so their aunt could be here. The real 3 kings day is tomorrow. Don’t tell the wise men!
I ordered some art prints weeks back and now I keep thinking that one day my prints will come.
I told my kids a joke about our bovine print kitchen towel.
They said it was terry bull.
Whenever it rained in Bel-Air, the Fresh Prince would leave fresh prints.
Norway prints barcodes on all of their ships
so when they come back home they can Scandinavian.
I prefer to print my manuscript on "letter" paper than on "legal" size
I landed a job at a company that prints oversized novelty dollar bills
I'm making big money there
An okapi walks into a large print shop.
He's carrying a piece of paper; the only thing on it is a large letter O. Asks the clerk if he can get it printed onto ten pieces of paper, immediately.
The clerk (in this particular shop) has to use a walkie-talkie to communicate with the staff in the back room to see if they can do the job right now.
"An okapi wants O copies. Copy?"
What happens when you try to print a PB&J?
WHAT DO YOU CALL OZZY OSBOURNE'S FINGER PRINTS?
What do you call it when you see a dog wearing hot pants and various animal prints?
My co-worker wondered out loud why the super nice prison inmates that run our print ship are in jail.
I said, "maybe they killed someone with kindness!"
Mom: "What should we do with our new acrylic prints?"
Dad: "We should probably buy an acrylic princess so he doesn't get lonely."
My friend claims that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed.
I have had a Canon printer for years.
My friend just told me that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed.
I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
I heard that you can now print a gun off a 3D printer, but I am not impressed.
I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
3d printers can print guns now
Not impressed. Had a canon printer for years.
3D printers can print guns now...
I'm not impressed... I had a Canon printer years ago
3d printers can print guns now!
Not impressed. Had a canon printer for years.
"3D printers can print guns now!"
Not impressed I've had a canon printer for years.
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