If your ever in a sword fight, try to chop their feet off
Then you will de-feet him
A lumberjack was just about to chop down a tree when, miraculously, the tree said, "don't chop me down! I'm a talking tree!"
The lumberjack stepped back and said, "really? well, you'll die a log."
My neighbour asked me “Hey, how much wood did you chop today?”
I said, “Not sure. Let me check the logs.”
A lumberjack walks into an enchanted forest. As he goes to chop down a tree, it calls out. "Wait, don't chop me down. I'm a talking tree!"
The lumberjack smiles. "And you will dialogue."
How much seasoning do you put on pork chops?
A lumberjack walking into a magic forest and chose a tree to chop down.
when he started swinging, the tree shouted, 'wait, wait! i'm a talking tree!' the lumberjack smiled and told him, 'and you will dialogue.'
My lumberjack friend was irate because he had such dull tools to chop trees. So he went to his foreman.
How long does it take to chop down a tree in Japan?
A lumberjack went into a magic forest to gather wood. As he found the perfect tree to cut down, he began sharpening his axe, and the tree exclaimed, “NO! Don’t chop me down! I’m a talking tree!”
The lumberjack responded, “And you will dialogue.”
If you chop down a tree in the forest, but it doesn't understand why you cut it down
Knives can also be called Chop-sticks
My dad gave me a pork chop that his father gave him
I can chop wood just by looking at it.
I saw it with my own eyes.
Can't we have breaded pork chops?
Mom: No
Dad: yes you can, just sandwich it on two breads
I found a way to chop wood with my head.
But it gives me a splitting headache.
I found the best candidate to chop tomatoes for us.
Nobody believed me when I told them I could chop down a tree just by looking at it, but I saw it with my own eyes.
Unexpected dad joke from Mom... My dad was grilling pork chops today. Normally not a fan, but I decided to try a bite. It was delicious, so I turned to my dad and said, "Wow Dad! These pork chops are really well done!" From behind me, Mom quipped...
"Actually, they're medium-well."
I paused for a good 10 seconds as it began to sink in, and then gave her the biggest applause I could.
I'm so happy.
If Pinocchio chops down a tree
Is he committing tree-son?
My brother asked me to cater his wedding. He wants over 200 servings of roasted lamb chops.
Ain't nobody got thyme for that
I'm about to chop this talking tree
Tree: "Please don't chop me down, i'm a talking tree!."
Lumberjack: "Well, I guess you will dialogue."
A lumberjack walks into an enchanted forest. As he goes to chop down a tree, it calls out. "Wait, don't chop me down. I'm a talking tree!"
The lumberjack smiles. "And you will dialogue."
I asked my lumberjack friend, “How much wood did you chop?”
He said, “Not sure. Let me check the logs.”
A lumberjack goes into a forest to chop down a tree...
...but he didn't know it was a magic forest.
As he began to chop down a tree, the tree said "Wait I am a talking tree".
The lumberjack said "And you will dialogue".
“Hey, how much wood did you chop?”
“Not sure. Let me check the logs.”
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