“Hey, how much wood have you chopped so far?”
“Not sure. Let me check the logs.”
What did Jack yell when he angrily chopped down his favorite tree in The Nightmare Before Christmas?
Tiiimmmmmmbbeeerrrrrrr-ton
What do you call a man who was force fed chocolate and peanut butter then chopped up?
Disney is releasing a version of Tangled with an alternate ending where Rapunzel's hair isn't chopped off at the end.
They're calling it the Uncut Edition.
What did the logger say to the talking tree, pleading to not be chopped down?
Did you hear the story of the guy who had his butt chopped off?
He wasn’t very cheeky about it
I cried when my mom chopped onions
What do you call chopped up monkey parts?
Finely chopped meat mixed with gelatine, blood, grits, or bread, then stuffed into animal intestines or skin, sounds pretty bad wherever you are.
But in Germany, it's the wurst.
Looking for an easier way to get chopped spaghetti off the floor. (Under the high chair)
Because my current solution is not cutting it.
A butcher accidentally chopped off his left hand.
Guess he’s all right now.
I chopped of my wife’s legs
Guess who came crawling back
What do you get when you mix chopped potatoes, Kielbasa, Russian cheese, and Vodka infused gravy?
Two knights where fighting when one of them got their feet chopped off
My friend is a pretty unsuccessful farmer. But he tries a lot to promote his business on social media by providing a new profile picture every 3 months. Unfortunately the picture always seems to have his head or side chopped off a bit.
Another season, another bad crop.
Many trees that get chopped down don't die
Where do I go if I want my head chopped into four pieces?
What's the difference between a thief that's struggling with depression, and some gum trees getting chopped down by a cat with a chainsaw?
One's a felon feeling glum, and the other is a feline felling glum
Instead of PB&J sandwich, I accidentally gave my son chopped onion into his lunch box
Did you hear about the guy who chopped off his foot when cutting down a tree?
My friend's right side got chopped off
What do you call a finely chopped cabbage from Eastern Europe?
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
I can chop beef, but I can't pee soup!
Have you heard about the guy who had his whole left side chopped off?
Did you hear about the man who got all his left part chopped off?
My neighbour chopped down a tree and it fell on my shed
he claims it was an Axe-cident
We were watching chopped....
"It's perfect that he is a Jamaican chef wanna know why?
People that walk into his kitchen can ask, 'what Jamaican?'"
Watching chopped with my dad.
A woman that was really cocky got chopped and my dad said this gem.
"Maybe she will come back and make some humble pie."
Jesus...
“How much wood have you chopped?”
“Not sure. Let me check the logs.”
When I was 7, I cried when my dad chopped up onions
I miss onions, he was a good dog
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Anyone can chop beef, but no one can pee soup.
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