My daughter claims her school is huanted and wanted to call the ghost busters.

I told her to call the cheerleading squad instead. Figured they might know the school spirit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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What do you say when you see a stunned ghost buster catch a ghoul?

He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duck_in_a_Toaster
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Took a girl named Amy on a date to Dave & Buster's...

(Dave and Buster's is an arcade)

She absolutely beat me at any shooting game we played, as well as basketball. Afterwards I told her, "I figured out why you beat me at basketball and those shooting games. I have terrible aim, but you're a little more Amy."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mossybeard
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2016
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I went to Dave and Buster's and won this, you shocked? i.reddituploads.com/2c0e1…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WorstGabeNA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2016
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Did you hear that Arthur's friend died?

Now he's a ghost Buster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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Someone in a supermarket is eager to join the pun-community
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πŸ‘€︎ u/llondru-es
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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Can any body help me?

Can anyone help? There’s a bloke in this subreddit who calls himself Buster and he’s driving me mad with constant private messages. Day after day he sends me youtube videos of 70’s glam rockers The Sweet. Does anyone know the way, there's got to be a way to block Buster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shady7977
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What did the father say to the son after the son peed all over the bathroom?

Dad: Urine big trouble buster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Koi-Moi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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My teenage daughter came home from school and she was blazing mad. β€œWe had sex education today dad and you lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!” I put down my newspaper, looked at her and said…

β€œOh, he will, sweetheart, he will.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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Did you hear about that guy who got the entire left side off his body cut off?

Don't worry, he is all-right now

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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Cowboy tames wild female horses with very, very long speeches.

A filly-buster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2017
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The day my dad's dog died.

I was sitting in my room playing with my dog, his name is Buster. My dog was being hyper while getting used to his new home.

My dad walks in and starts telling me about when he was my age and got a new dog.

( Insert sad music from the world's smallest violin here )

Dad: "When I was your age, my dad got me a pooch. His name was Rocket. I got him when he was around 4 years old, so he was pretty big. One day, I was working on my dad's truck and had a bucket of old gas sitting next to me. Rocket was outside playing around, being himself and came up to me. I slid back under the truck and heard some gulping sounds. I look over and see Rocket drinking big gulps of the gasoline. I screamed at him," Rocket No! You don't drink that!" Then he backed up, stumbling. I felt my heart sink to my stomach, I knew something was wrong with him. He took off running around the house. He ran around the house 2-3 times. Then he just fell over.."

Me: "Dead!?"

Dad: "Nah, he just ran out of gas."

Fuck off, Dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kurtcobain94
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2015
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My Dad's "book titles"...

I have so, so many...

"The Road Is Shut" by Elaine Closed. "I'm Outta Gas" by Phil McCarup "How To Tie Shoelaces" by Ben Doon "A Cliff Edge" by Eileen Dover "A Book Of Churches" by Cath Headrall "I've Eaten Too Much!" by Buster Gutt "A Book On Soft Cheeses" by Phil Adelphia

And finally, "A Book On Domestic Pets" by Rabi Tuch... (...Rabituch...) (Rabbit hutch)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amysplat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2013
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Kenny Loggins.

It was subtle, and you'll need to know some 80s trivia. It was really bad, but I also think it was pretty clever.

I was driving to Dave and Buster's with my dad, his girlfriend, and my younger siblings when "This Is It" by Kenny Loggins came on the radio.

Dad: "Is this Kenny Loggins? It sounds like him."

Dad's GF: "Yeah, I remember this song. It was before he got big."

Dad: "Ah. He's pretty lucky he cut Footloose, then."

Brother: "What's Footloose?"

Dad's GF: "It was a movie that came out when-"

Me: "Wait... Dammit, Dad."

Dad's GF: "What? ... Oh, God. Really, Chris? Really?"

He spent the rest of the 45 minute ride giggling like a schoolgirl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZTheJerk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2014
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The homeless got to eat.

My little sister is stroking the dog (huge bull-mastiff) and comments on how warm he is. "I wouldn't mind being homeless if I had Buster" she says.

To which my dad replies "yeah, you wouldn't go hungry for weeks."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Catshit_smoothie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2016
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