I called the weather bureau and they said...

It is going to rain today...

weather you like it or not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudecancode
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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Buddy's wife works for the Census Bureau. He calls her...

"...my statistically significant other."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cummy_ant_sock
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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My daughter asked me where I wanted to work. I said "The Federal Reserve."

She asked "Why?". I said "I want to make money."

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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What do you call a cat sleeping in your dresser drawer?

A bureau cat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gugalgirl
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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He deserves a special cupcake.

Me: "I'm making everyone a cupcake for my birthday."

Dad: "What if they don't want to be made into a cupcake?"

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2014
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Just dadjoked my own dad.

Me: What are you doing today? Dad: I was thinking of going to the weather bureau, they're having a convention of sorts. Me: Do you think that might be something (my two-year-old) would enjoy? Dad: Well it's a bunch of nerdy weather stuff, I'm afraid some of it would be over his head. Me: Well isn't all weather over his head?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bmilan288
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2014
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Which US president kept all his clothes in his car?

Martin Van Bureau

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThanHowWhy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2016
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