The Census Bureau...

...finally, a government agency that counts!

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👤︎ u/blur410
📅︎ Nov 12 2020
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Buddy's wife works for the Census Bureau. He calls her...

"...my statistically significant other."

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📅︎ Nov 08 2018
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Just dadjoked my own dad.

Me: What are you doing today? Dad: I was thinking of going to the weather bureau, they're having a convention of sorts. Me: Do you think that might be something (my two-year-old) would enjoy? Dad: Well it's a bunch of nerdy weather stuff, I'm afraid some of it would be over his head. Me: Well isn't all weather over his head?

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👤︎ u/bmilan288
📅︎ Sep 20 2014
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