Hanging with the buoys
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︎ Jul 15 2019
Oh buoy
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︎ Nov 16 2019
Yeah buoy
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︎ Mar 26 2019
Oh buoy. Knot again...
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︎ Aug 20 2017
Getting sick of all these fit buoys
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︎ Oct 21 2016
Oh buoy! Itβs aboat time we got one of these!
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︎ May 31 2018
I was skiing on the ocean and ran into a navigational marker. Buoy did it hurt!
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︎ Dec 08 2018
My first job was on a ship, I was assigned to look for navigational markers. I was a Buoy Scout.
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︎ Dec 08 2018
Buoy, that's patriotic.
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︎ Jun 07 2014
Bring your kids to work day today. So I brought my buoys. Guess I'll show them the ropes of the trade
imgur.com/u1UpGr3
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︎ Mar 27 2015
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they're good buoys.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Why do Dogs float on water?
Because they're good buoys.
(This may be a classic but I still like it)
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︎ Nov 13 2020
I've just found out my dog floats on water...
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︎ Dec 08 2020
I've given up on reprimanding my floating safety markers
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︎ Dec 02 2020
While sailing across the ocean, the night watchman saw a dark shape in the distance. He called the First Mate, who also couldn't tell what it was. So he called the Captain. "I can't tell either," he said. "Fetch me an obstetrician."
The obstetrician came to the bridge, squinted into the night and said:
"Congratulations, Captain. It's a buoy!"
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︎ Oct 18 2020
This boat in Fiji has the best name ever
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︎ Apr 23 2018
My good friend drowned while at the beach last month. I tearfully placed a life preserver on his coffin at the funeral.
It's what he would've wanted.
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︎ Jul 04 2019
I took my dog to the lake to day and noticed he floats very well
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︎ Jan 19 2019
My college friend got accepted to a social group by having to float out in the bay to mark a channel for their boats....
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︎ May 29 2020
Did you hear about that man that crashed his boat ?
Did you hear about that man who crashed his boat int the dockyard ? It was so rude of him to barge in.
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︎ Oct 22 2018
So I just pushed my son into the ocean.
Understandably, he was a bit salty.
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︎ May 21 2018
Fishing for trouble with a name like that
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︎ Jan 16 2018
What do you call a dogfish playing dead?
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︎ Mar 12 2020
I need to buy fishing line
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︎ Apr 22 2018
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake?
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︎ Mar 25 2018
I saw that a local dog owner drowned at sea last night
His good buoy couldn't save him.
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︎ Jan 07 2020
This man is breathtaking.
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︎ Sep 20 2013
Why do dog make great navigation markers?
Because they are all good buoys.
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︎ Jul 24 2019
Who is a body of waterβs favorite musician
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︎ Jan 29 2019
My two year old girl loves going to the lake...
She gets to see her buoy-friends.
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︎ May 08 2019
What did the boat say when it started to sink?
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︎ Jan 14 2019
A pregnant woman gave birth on a boat without knowing the sex.
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︎ Feb 07 2019
What do call an obedient dog who loves to swim?
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︎ Jun 15 2018
Iβm buying a 80βs Rap Themed boat. Iβm going to call it
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︎ Jan 31 2018
Even though he's never been in the water yet, I know my dog will be great at swimming.
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︎ Feb 06 2019
A boat and a barbecue have a baby...
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︎ Sep 07 2018
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they are good buoys.
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︎ Sep 01 2020
Why do dogs float so well on water?
Because they are good buoys
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︎ Oct 03 2020
Why can dogs swim?
Because they are good buoys
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︎ Oct 09 2020
Why do dogs float?
Because theyβre good buoys.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
Why do dogs float so well?
Because they are good buoys :)
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︎ Oct 01 2020
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they're good buoys.
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︎ Feb 06 2019
Why do dogs float in water?
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︎ Aug 10 2020
What do you call a dog that floats fine?
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︎ May 30 2020
What do you call a floating dog?
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︎ Aug 03 2019
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they are good buoys!
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︎ Jan 22 2020
Why are dogs good floaters?
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