Hanging with the buoys
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MBirchall
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Oh buoy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Extrahub
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Yeah buoy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fishy1233
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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Oh buoy. Knot again...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ducksarewitches
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2017
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Getting sick of all these fit buoys
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πŸ‘€︎ u/neusbal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2016
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Oh buoy! It’s aboat time we got one of these!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goldrew_K
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2018
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I was skiing on the ocean and ran into a navigational marker. Buoy did it hurt!
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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My first job was on a ship, I was assigned to look for navigational markers. I was a Buoy Scout.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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Buoy, that's patriotic.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stretch_Aye
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2014
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Bring your kids to work day today. So I brought my buoys. Guess I'll show them the ropes of the trade imgur.com/u1UpGr3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/welfarejohn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2015
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Why do dogs float in water?

Because they're good buoys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRetro_Misfit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Why do Dogs float on water?

Because they're good buoys.

(This may be a classic but I still like it)

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I've just found out my dog floats on water...

He's such a good buoy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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I've given up on reprimanding my floating safety markers

Buoys will be buoys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PityUpvote
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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While sailing across the ocean, the night watchman saw a dark shape in the distance. He called the First Mate, who also couldn't tell what it was. So he called the Captain. "I can't tell either," he said. "Fetch me an obstetrician."

The obstetrician came to the bridge, squinted into the night and said:

"Congratulations, Captain. It's a buoy!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesmartass1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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This boat in Fiji has the best name ever
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πŸ‘€︎ u/__hey__its__me__
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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My good friend drowned while at the beach last month. I tearfully placed a life preserver on his coffin at the funeral.

It's what he would've wanted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rogue-_-robot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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I took my dog to the lake to day and noticed he floats very well

He’s a good buoy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/louayy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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My college friend got accepted to a social group by having to float out in the bay to mark a channel for their boats....

He was a frat buoy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Did you hear about that man that crashed his boat ?

Did you hear about that man who crashed his boat int the dockyard ? It was so rude of him to barge in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaronOfTheZompoc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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So I just pushed my son into the ocean.

Understandably, he was a bit salty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jorgygen4
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2018
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Fishing for trouble with a name like that
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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What do you call a dogfish playing dead?

A good buoy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electrolytebitch
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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I need to buy fishing line

For reel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2018
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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake?

Bob

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yettyfrommanetty
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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I saw that a local dog owner drowned at sea last night

His good buoy couldn't save him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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This man is breathtaking.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fsacb3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2013
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Why do dog make great navigation markers?

Because they are all good buoys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndreT_NY
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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Who is a body of water’s favorite musician

David Buoy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Souplorde
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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My two year old girl loves going to the lake...

She gets to see her buoy-friends.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/someone5793
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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What did the boat say when it started to sink?

Oh buoy...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sidekickplayah
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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A pregnant woman gave birth on a boat without knowing the sex.

It was a buoy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mahaleck
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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What do call an obedient dog who loves to swim?

A good buoy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshandthewolf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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I’m buying a 80’s Rap Themed boat. I’m going to call it

Yeeeaaah Buoy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/197708156EQUJ5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2018
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Even though he's never been in the water yet, I know my dog will be great at swimming.

He's such a good buoy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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A boat and a barbecue have a baby...

Is it a buoy or a grill?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RyanDOTie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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Why do dogs float in water?

Because they are good buoys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cumsock17
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Why do dogs float so well on water?

Because they are good buoys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potato_fish12
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Why can dogs swim?

Because they are good buoys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Metal_Achilles
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Why do dogs float?

Because they’re good buoys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiny_fraction
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Why do dogs float so well?

Because they are good buoys :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neo-1000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Why do dogs float in water?

Because they're good buoys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Borda922
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Why do dogs float in water?

They are good buoys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashwynee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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What do you call a dog that floats fine?

A good buoy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lorettooooooooo
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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What do you call a floating dog?

A good buoy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daddyforyourlove
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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Why do dogs float in water?

Because they are good buoys!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdryan1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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Why are dogs good floaters?

Cuz, they're good buoys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dadushka008
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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