Getting sick of all these fit buoys
Oh buoy! It’s aboat time we got one of these!
I was skiing on the ocean and ran into a navigational marker. Buoy did it hurt!
My first job was on a ship, I was assigned to look for navigational markers. I was a Buoy Scout.
Bring your kids to work day today. So I brought my buoys. Guess I'll show them the ropes of the trade
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Why do dogs float in water?
Because they're good buoys.
Why do Dogs float on water?
Because they're good buoys.
(This may be a classic but I still like it)
I've just found out my dog floats on water...
I've given up on reprimanding my floating safety markers
While sailing across the ocean, the night watchman saw a dark shape in the distance. He called the First Mate, who also couldn't tell what it was. So he called the Captain. "I can't tell either," he said. "Fetch me an obstetrician."
The obstetrician came to the bridge, squinted into the night and said:
"Congratulations, Captain. It's a buoy!"
This boat in Fiji has the best name ever
My good friend drowned while at the beach last month. I tearfully placed a life preserver on his coffin at the funeral.
It's what he would've wanted.
I took my dog to the lake to day and noticed he floats very well
My college friend got accepted to a social group by having to float out in the bay to mark a channel for their boats....
Did you hear about that man that crashed his boat ?
Did you hear about that man who crashed his boat int the dockyard ? It was so rude of him to barge in.
So I just pushed my son into the ocean.
Understandably, he was a bit salty.
Fishing for trouble with a name like that
What do you call a dogfish playing dead?
I need to buy fishing line
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake?
I saw that a local dog owner drowned at sea last night
His good buoy couldn't save him.
This man is breathtaking.
Why do dog make great navigation markers?
Because they are all good buoys.
Who is a body of water’s favorite musician
My two year old girl loves going to the lake...
She gets to see her buoy-friends.
What did the boat say when it started to sink?
A pregnant woman gave birth on a boat without knowing the sex.
What do call an obedient dog who loves to swim?
I’m buying a 80’s Rap Themed boat. I’m going to call it
Even though he's never been in the water yet, I know my dog will be great at swimming.
A boat and a barbecue have a baby...
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they are good buoys.
Why do dogs float so well on water?
Because they are good buoys
Why can dogs swim?
Because they are good buoys
Why do dogs float?
Because they’re good buoys.
Why do dogs float so well?
Because they are good buoys :)
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they're good buoys.
Why do dogs float in water?
What do you call a dog that floats fine?
What do you call a floating dog?
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they are good buoys!
Why are dogs good floaters?
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