Sunshine makes you brighter, where as Moonshine makes you dumber reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Musical-Comic-69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Looking for Chicken Names that are puns of Serial Killers

We are finally getting chickens! We are also obsessed with puns and serial killers. Can anyone of the much brighter minds than mine think of any good chicken related/true crime puns?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MSahnger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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I was stargazing for hours one night when...

...it began to get brighter and brighter outside. I didn't understand what was happening. Then it dawned on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D6P6
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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The Chinese chef was at the pinnacle of his career.

He was number one. He was so good, he was about to break into Hollywood.

Then his kitchen caught fire and he died.

It was incredibly tragic.

Suddenly he was reborn, brighter and better than before.

He was Wok King Phoenix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themaaannn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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Why did the Sun go to school?

To get brighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moieight
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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A typical Chinese conversation, probably

Person 1: I’d like it brighter Person 2: I’d like it dim sum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bismuth482
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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A Chinese chef was at the pinnacle of his career...

He was number one. He was so incredible , he was about to break into Hollywood.

Then his kitchen caught fire and he died.

It was horribly tragic.

Suddenly he was reborn, brighter and better than before.

He was Wok King Phoenix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themaaannn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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