I went back to the fuchsia
Too much MUMbling
They must've thought that it was pretty rad
My dad calls me son
All of his friends called him plain stupid.
......but, I squint at some coworkers, because they aren't.
...maybe you should dimsum.
Because of this, my dad called me "sun."
It becomes daytrogen
so I asked if they could dim sum.
You want them to think you're a keeper.
My dad is a Navy Vietnam vet who is about to be a retired GM electrical engineer. He is retiring against his will because he has had three strokes, colon cancer, a pulmonary embolism, necrotic esophagus, renal failure, pneumonia, basically a medical shitstorm and he survived it all. In the process, he has lost a lot of memory and quite a bit of his cognitive abilities and furthermore, his balance. However, when I took out the trash tonight at nearly half past ten, I couldn't help but notice how beautiful the stars looked outside tonight. So upon returning, I told my mom and dad "The stars sure are bright tonight. They look amazing." To which my dad then asked, "You know why they're so bright, right?" Now I'm an amateur astronomer. Hell, my first and only telescope was inherited to me by my mother who got it from her father. So knowing its winter and I live in Michigan, I tell my father, "Because its so cold and dry, the star light isn't blocked as much?" His reply; "No. Its because the sun went down. So now its darker outside." Dad: 1. Me: -5.
He filed my taxes late again.
Because my dad called me son
I was delighted
They have "hi" beams!
But an on-off relationship would be perfect for them.
People always get hit on
Fire works
So I asked them to dim sum.
Maybe your superpower is to expect too much.
My dad was driving us to the airport early in the morning, and the sun was extremely bright straight ahead of us. Sitting in the front, I pulled down the sun-blocker-thingy but it didnt help. I noticed Dad was driving just fine, and without sunglasses. I asked him "how can you drive with the sun in your face like that? I can barely see anything.." He replied "Ah there's nothing to it, I just keep my eyes closed."
French resistance is low.
Cause he always calls me his son
My dad calls me son
my father calls me sun.
.. my father calls me son.
