John had just completed applying a glossy finish to his kitchen floor as his spouse arrived home from work.

“John”, Mary said, “That is one beautiful shine. I can almost see myself in it.” John, aglow with humble pride, lowered his eyes to the floor and…

…Waxed reflective!

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