More (mediocre) OC in honor of a woman who lived a bright and colorful life. We will miss you, RBG.
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My 3yr old daughter is showing good signs..

"Hey dad?"

"Yes dear?"

"Hey, im not a DEER!"

Caught me off guard so early in the morn. It was quick, and it was glorious. I need to step my game up before i lose my throne....

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Got my wife yesterday.

We were coloring with our daughter, and I found a crayon labeled "manatee." I showed it to her and she remarked that she knew what color a manatee was now.

I explained that not all manatees are gray - some come in a variety of bright colors. Whenever people see one, they exclaim, "oh, the hue manatee!"

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