My daughter is 14 and dating. Her boyfriend’s name is Braden, I think..so I just use any B name that comes to mind to annoy her. Braden, Brody, Bradley, Brandon, Bruce, Bryce, etc. Looking for more suggestions! I also talk gangster to her all the time to get her going. Being a β€˜Dad Joke’ Dad is fun!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lachrondizzle23
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper used to give away copies of horror films starring Blake Lively...

But they're out of "The Shallows" now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Draykonslayer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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I watched a video of Bradley Cooper forgetting his lines on set

I guess you could call him Bradley Blooper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SozeKayze
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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Dadjoked the little sister today.

Her: Wow, look at this coin purse. It cost twelve dollars.

Me: Why is it that expensive? It looks like it's worth less than half that.

Her: Well, you know...it is the Vera Bradley brand, and name-brand things always cost more.

Me: Well it seems like that is vera bradley priced.

I^felt^so^proud

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