Did you hear they're remaking the movie Anaconda starring Sylvester Stallone?
They're gonna call it Rocky Balboa Constrictor
This morning I got beat up by Sylvester Stallone
It was a Rocky start of the day.
Sylvester Stallone got the part of Beethoven in a new movie about classical composers.
Arnold Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be Bach!"
What's Sylvester Stallone's favourite map in Mario Kart?
Rambo Road
What do you get when you cross LeVar Burton with Sylvester Stallone?
Reading Rambo.
I didn't like the Sylvester Stallone movies where he was a boxer at first.
It started out Rocky, but now it's a creed I live by.
Me: Was watching a film last night with that Sylvester, um...
Him: Stallone?
Me: No finished around 8
Have you seen the new Sylvester Stallone movie set in the middle east?
Itβs called Iraqi.
[Daily Jumble] Sylvester Stallone wanted to go for a relaxing swim at the beach, but it was...
...too "Rocky".
What do you call a really big horse who's really old by now?
Sylvester Stallion
Have y'all heard about the Jewish action-movie star?
I think his name is Sylvester Shalom
Me: Did you watch that action film last night with Sylvester....
Friend: Stallone? Me: No it finished last night.
