10 Hilarious Sylvester Stallone Puns

Did you hear they're remaking the movie Anaconda starring Sylvester Stallone?

They're gonna call it Rocky Balboa Constrictor

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👤︎ u/trollcitybandit

📅︎ Feb 26 2020

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This morning I got beat up by Sylvester Stallone

It was a Rocky start of the day.

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👤︎ u/ladamaster92

📅︎ May 01 2019

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Sylvester Stallone got the part of Beethoven in a new movie about classical composers.

Arnold Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be Bach!"

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👤︎ u/bigwomby

📅︎ Jun 16 2019

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What's Sylvester Stallone's favourite map in Mario Kart?

Rambo Road

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👤︎ u/Nesklein

📅︎ Feb 06 2019

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I didn't like the Sylvester Stallone movies where he was a boxer at first.

It started out Rocky, but now it's a creed I live by.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose

📅︎ Jun 14 2019

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What do you get when you cross LeVar Burton with Sylvester Stallone?

Reading Rambo.

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👤︎ u/BrainFartTheFirst

📅︎ May 27 2018

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Have you seen the new Sylvester Stallone movie set in the middle east?

It’s called Iraqi.

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👤︎ u/Ehsassin

📅︎ Jun 12 2018

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[Daily Jumble] Sylvester Stallone wanted to go for a relaxing swim at the beach, but it was...

...too "Rocky".

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👤︎ u/bbbbirdistheword

📅︎ May 28 2014

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A classic joke

Sean Connery, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger are discussing making a movie about great composers.

Sean Connery says “Only if I get to be Mozart”

Stallone says “Then I’ll be Beethoven “

Arnold says “I’ll be Bach”

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👤︎ u/Tbtbjmt

📅︎ Sep 18 2020

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Hollywood is going to make an action movie about the great composers.

Sylvester Stallone said "I'll be Beethoven".

Bruce Willis said "I'll be Mozart".

Arnold Schwarzenegger said "I'll be Bach".

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle

📅︎ May 26 2020

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