Me and my homies always laugh when someone mentions Usain Bolt
Its a running joke in our community
A screw, bolt, screwdriver, and wrench went on a double date together.
I'm a big hit every year at Christmas when I tell the Usain Bolt joke.
I joined to pieces of metal today without nuts and bolts or welding
The whole process was riveting
Which country did Usain Bolt move to after his retirement?
All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together
At first it’s boring and then it’s Riveting!
The local Blacksmith got a new dog. When he got him home he made a bolt for the door.
His other dog sat in the corner. It's a boxer.
How was the misbehaving lightning bolt punished?
How do lighting bolts laugh?
Did you hear the news Usain Bolt has COVID19?
I was telling jokes about nuts and bolts
Usain Bolt has Corona virus
I guess there is something that can catch up to him.
When the AC circuits in your home are hit by a DC lightning bolt..
What does a robot do after sex?
I remember the first time I bolted two things together with metal fasteners.
That was a riveting experience.
What do you use to put a bolt in someones back?
Do you want to hear a joke about a bolt of lightning?
Actually, maybe not. The end is rather shocking.
Bought a dog from a blacksmith yesterday, got him home and the first thing he did was make a bolt for the door
Usain bolt must be a fruit
Have you seen that mango?
Someone once told me a story about screws, nuts and bolts.
Risky Dad Joke: My wife said the stretch marks on her legs looked like lightning bolts...
So I said, that's because you have thunder thighs.
What is it when a cannibal sees Usain Bolt?
You know why they call "it" "screwing"?
Because when he's done, he nuts and bolts.
I saw this woman flirting with Usain Bolt down the pub earlier.
“Hmmm! She’s trying to pull a fast one” I thought
Bolt crosses the Finish line to win another gold medal [2016]
What does a robot do at the end of a one-night stand?
He nuts and bolts!
Edit: wow! My first Silver. You guys are amazing.
I just finished a great documentary about the process by which metal sheets are fastened together with steel bolts.
Did you hear about the Boston Dynamics home-protection robot that failed to stop intruders due to faulty shoulder bolts?
I read a book titled The Nuts & Bolts of Nuts & Bolts.
My friend told me he could tighten bolts with his butt
Personally, I think he torques out of his ass
Why do socket wrenches make bad lovers?
All they do is nut and bolt
I've been told a fat guy outran Bolt
He must be faster than light
What's the opposite of Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt sucks at playing hide and seek.
He can run but he can't hide.
I adopted my dog from a blacksmith
As soon as we got home, he made a bolt for the door.
I adopted a dog from a Blacksmith...
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the backdoor
What does a robot do after sex?
I got a dog from the blacksmiths the other day, but as soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door
I apopted a dog from a blacksmith today
As soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door
What does a robot do after a one night stand?
I adopted my dog from a blacksmith.
As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.
Usain Bolt must be a fruit.
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?
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