What did the Silver Surfer say when blasted with hydrogen gas?
AgHHHHHHHHHHHH..
I'll show myself out.
Just got blasted with this one
My friends Dad got a salt shotgun for Christmas to kill flies with.
Dad: Hey guys, if the cops come to the door and if they ask if we have any weapons, we can tell them we have an A-salt rifle.
Blast your enemies in to oblivion [OC]
Scientists have just discovered a fossilized Dinosaur fart...
They say it’s a blast from the past!
*credit to my 9 year old daughter
BREAKING :: Lebanese President Michel Aoun states there will be no additional disaster relief funds for those affected by blast.
A real Lebaneezer Scrooge.
I used to know a mushroom named Gus who was a blast to hang out with. That changed the day his girlfriend left him.
She said she preferred 2 fun-guy over one fun-Gus.
I made up a joke about the sound a tap makes when you turn it on full blast, but no one got it.
What do you call a caveman's fart?
The bomb didn't want to go off.
There was an explosion at the pie factory.
The blast could be heard 3.14 miles away.
Man lives through plutonium blast
http://imgur.com/gallery/gviQXp5
Q: Why was the church happy when the man lost his leg in an explosion?
A: Because he was a blast-femur.
Went into a Salvation Army store and saw a radio. It was turned up full blast but the volume knob was missing. It only cost 1 dollar.
I said boy I can’t turn this down.
The dog pooped on the floor, and it stank to high heavens.
So I blasted the Febreezus out of the place.
Whenever I'm feeling apathetic, I just blast music on my Bluetooth speaker and it reinvigorates me.
I guess you could call it a motivational speaker.
The bro with the tribal tattoos that is blasting Nickleback and is vaping all the time, has an annoying voice.
But it's mostly his axe-scent.
C'mon guys. We're gonna have a blast!
So you know the programming language C...
next is C++, or C2 since its the second one, then there's C# or C3 since the # symbol is just shift 3.
I can't wait for the next iteration, C4! I hear its gonna be... A blast!
What do you call a warning given out by a rattlesnake?
Dad walks into the room and blasts some gas and says....
Hey! Did you hear that asshole talking shit behind my back?!
What do you call an exploding DeLorean
I just installed a brand new Luxe bidet
What did the floor get when it was naughty?
What did the extremists do at summer camp?
How did the cockroaches react to nuclear bombings
Every morning when I was in grade school my Dad would blast this song NONSTOP.
Good morning good morning good morning!
Everytime the song would restart the complaining from me and my brothers would be drowned out by the laughter of my Dad.
Playing my guitar on full blast is my forte
I’ve never gone to a gun range before.
I decided to give it a shot.
My boyfriend's Dad's response to my Mountain Dew Baja Blast
"Oh you got that blue drank? ........it's a hip hop joke"
I was involved in a bombing a few years ago.
Such a blast from the past
What do you call a caveman's fart?
A saw a $1 radio for sale that said the volume knob was stuck on full blast
At that moment I knew I couldnt turn it down
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