I bought a thesaurus but when I opened it all the pages were blank

I had no words to describe how angry I was

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simszter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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Blank envelope....

Now, thats something that needs addressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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A barrel o' puns. (Blank version at end) reddit.com/gallery/l8axkr
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fishshake
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I just finished Grosse Pointe Blank and now I’m putting on Good Will Hunting.

It’s a Minnie marathon.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Why do my university lecture theatres have all this blank artwork on the walls?

Link.

It's baffling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ktisis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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I heard a good one today but now I'm drawing a blank...

X_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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The blank face of the vet said it all . . .

While getting a blood test for our dog the vet explained that she would ring us when the lab-test results came in. To which my dad promptly replied "Why are you running a LAB-test when she is a Corgi?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/princess_eve
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2013
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Last night I was finishing up pressure washing my driveway and one neighbor dad drove by and said β€œlookin’ good, great practice for when you do mine this weekend”, and then turned to his wife in the passenger seat laughing hysterically as she looked at him with a blank stare.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sheptown
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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What do you call a *blank*'s offspring?

A blanket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuspicionCabbage
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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I'm mentally preparing myself for the "Oh my gosh, i havent *blank* since LAST YEAR" jokes

(Ned Stark's voice) "Dadjokes are coming"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goodguyjack2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2017
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I asked the gentleman at the UPS store what his record was. He gave me a blank stare.

It seemed a reasonable question, him being a professional boxer and all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NiacTD
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2014
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Hey kids, do you know why my digital watch face is always blank?

Because I prefer my watch to have that timeless look.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2017
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Hey pops, do you know where the *blank* is?

Yeah, at the blank store!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/queefin_it_real
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2013
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Describing all the blank space on this wall for my Snapchat friends Imgur.com/htR4MWO
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lexhardcastle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2014
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My mom, in reference to my grandfather's POS computer, while holding a spindle of blank CDs, "Does it burn?"

"If I use enough gasoline it will."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FX114
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2015
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I just bought a dictionary today and bought it home to find out that all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I just bought a Thesaurus at the store and bought it home to find all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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I ordered a thesaurus from Amazon but when it was delivered all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Just bought a thesaurus and got home to find out the pages are all blank!

I have no words to describe how angry I am...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/metalmarky82
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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The other day, I bought a thesaurus. When I got home, I opened it up and all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/5c077_fr33
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank

I have no words to describe how angry I am

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pianobyalex2005
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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I bought a thesaurus on-line and when it arrived all the pages were blank.

I have no words for how angry I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gearidall_M_Grey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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I bought a dictionary the other day, but when I got home it was just blank pages

I have no words to Express how angry I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naiphe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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So I bought a thesaurus the other day... But all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yaagii
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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I just bought a thesaurus, but all the pages were blank

I have no words to describe how angry I am

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skycraft-ak
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank...

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spikeo0
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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I bought a thesaurus and when I got home I saw that all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jindabyne1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank

I have no words to describe how angry I am ....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rivercitytees
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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I bought the most expensive dictionary I could find, but when I opened it, all the pages were blank

I have no words to describe how angry I am

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamingGod07770
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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The other day I bought a blank thesaurus....

I had no words to express my disappointment!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lawless_7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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The dictionary I ordered on eBay had only blank pages in it

I have no words to describe how angry I am

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πŸ‘€︎ u/womencaviar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2017
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I ordered a thesaurus on Amazon, but when it arrived every page was blank

I have no words to describe how angry I am right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValkornDoA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2017
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I just bought a thesaurus and when I got home all the pages were blank...

I have no words to describe how angry I am right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OuttaTheSideHatch
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2018
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I bought a thesaurus at the store, but when I got home all the pages were blank...

I had no words to describe how angry I was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemonicPenguinn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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I bought a thesaurus and found that all the pages were blank

I have no words to describe how angry I am

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimHP
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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