My puppy chewed my Birkenstocks to shreds!

She's a sandal vandal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/logansworth
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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I just bought a shares in a sandal company...

So now I own Birkenstocks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OakleyKnowsAll
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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Oh, dad! You got me!

I work at a Birkenstock store and I was talking to my dad about work yesterday.

Him: "I want to invent some really futuristic sandals and I have the perfect name for them: Kirk 'n' Spocks!"

Groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leatheryhamster
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2015
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