What's beige and his snorp craggle porp?

Rice Crispies and beer

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My dad pointed to a building and asked me the color of the wall. I said tan/beige. He said...

Then why does the sign say Walgreens?

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There's an Indian restaurant nearby that always burns their bread. If you sit too close to the kitchen it can be hard to breathe.

Which is strange because it's the naan smoking section.

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How does the colour of a pine tree change in central China?

It starts beige-ing

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📅︎ May 17 2019
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Watching Men in Black and my Dad Says This

In the middle of MiB and dad comes in. "Men in Black huh? What about men in beige with yellow trim?" Classic dad.

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