Barista Puns

And I said "thanks a latte."

I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"

She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."

I ... am your FROTHER!

Hebrew.

Oops, affagato.

'it's a coughy filter.'

"Yes, it is really nice." She said cheerfully

"Oh no, I don't agree with Dates, too many bad experiences for me" I said with a smirk ear to ear.

"Oh, really? Why is that?" She asked.

Calmly I said, "They all end badly."

A brew-ha-ha

E.T. hone foam.

The man frowns. “What do you mean it’s a secret? What’s the special today? Is it a latte?”

The barista shakes her head.

“A mocha?”

She shakes her head again.

“Oh, come on! Tell me! A cappuccino?”

She shakes her head.

“An affogato?”

She shakes her head.

The man is getting frustrated at this point. “Can you at least give me a clue!?”

The barista thinks for a moment, then points at a jar on the counter. “Ok, the special is in this jar.”

“What is it?”

“I can’t tell you. It’s a secret.”

The man, enraged at this point, tries to grab the jar.

The barista grabs it too.

They fight for control and the man wretches it away only for the jar to fall on the ground and its contents spill out onto the floor.

The man stares, “It’s just been normal coffee this whole time?!”

The barista shrugs, “I guess you spilled the beans.”

They are literally going back to the grind.

Starbucks

Me: I dunno, what's your return policy.

Tea-he-he

She was always on her grind.

That’s the last straw!

They had a bad tamper.

Barista: Some people say it tastes like dirt, but what do they expect, it was ground this morning.

But I just don't feel like I have a latte offer. I've bean chai-ing to tell her how I feel, but I don't know how to espresso myself. It's a shame, because there really could be something special brewing there. I guess I'm just afraid being roasted.

I cannot espresso how sad that made me.

...but I didn’t think I could handle the daily grind.

Because it was Coughee

Hebrews really good coffee!

I am not one to refuse charry tea.

"For tea, two" the barista responded.

A tamp stamp.

She was Cafe-Au-Late

Barista: Have a good day, sir. Me: You too. Thanks a latte!

The classics never get old.

Me: Is Mr Cappuccino OK?

They're always spilling the beans

When asked if he had plans for Thanksgiving, he replied with "We're planning on having it on Thursday."

When asked if he had took American Express, he replied with "Yeah, but we don't keep it for long."

A barista kept serving decaf coffee to customers that wanted it regular. After repeated warnings from the shop owner to stop doing it, the barista was fired.

Would you believe me if I said the barista thought they had the wrong grounds to fire him?

Hebrew

She said, "It's not a mask. It's a coughy filter."