So anyways the barista Taylor goes to hand me my drink....

And I said "thanks a latte."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Choiceofart
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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My barista didn’t filter my coffee right. I issued her a restraining order.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/golubeerji
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Just went in to Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask.

I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"

She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icebucketwood
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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What did barista Vader say to Luke when he ordered a Macchiato?

I ... am your FROTHER!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pcanelos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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I met a Jewish barista the other day...

Hebrew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrainDevelopment
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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What did the barista say when he forgot to add vanilla ice cream to the espresso?

Oops, affagato.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hansadventures
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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I told my barista I didn't think he should be wearing a face mask. 'I'm not', he said,...

'it's a coughy filter.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mish106
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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"Walnut, Date and Banana Bread?", I exclaimed to the barista...

"Yes, it is really nice." She said cheerfully

"Oh no, I don't agree with Dates, too many bad experiences for me" I said with a smirk ear to ear.

"Oh, really? Why is that?" She asked.

Calmly I said, "They all end badly."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cayphed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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What do you call a barista who likes to tell jokes?

A brew-ha-ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Just been in to Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask /r/Jokes/comments/fdtyi2/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PigeonGang1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Did you hear about the extraterrestrial who was studying to become a Starbucks barista?

E.T. hone foam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamoose
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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A guy walks into a coffee shop, goes the counter and asks, β€œSo what’s the special?” The barista shakes her head, β€œI can’t tell you, it’s a secret.”

The man frowns. β€œWhat do you mean it’s a secret? What’s the special today? Is it a latte?”

The barista shakes her head.

β€œA mocha?”

She shakes her head again.

β€œOh, come on! Tell me! A cappuccino?”

She shakes her head.

β€œAn affogato?”

She shakes her head.

The man is getting frustrated at this point. β€œCan you at least give me a clue!?”

The barista thinks for a moment, then points at a jar on the counter. β€œOk, the special is in this jar.”

β€œWhat is it?”

β€œI can’t tell you. It’s a secret.”

The man, enraged at this point, tries to grab the jar.

The barista grabs it too.

They fight for control and the man wretches it away only for the jar to fall on the ground and its contents spill out onto the floor.

The man stares, β€œIt’s just been normal coffee this whole time?!”

The barista shrugs, β€œI guess you spilled the beans.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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When a barista goes to work to make coffee...

They are literally going back to the grind.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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What do baristas in space get paid with?

Starbucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NickWilde992
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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Barista to me after I payed for my coffee: Would you like a receipt?

Me: I dunno, what's your return policy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stehlen27
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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What noise does a barista make when they giggle?

Tea-he-he

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fred1840
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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How did the barista become rich?

She was always on her grind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neutral_cadence
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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Overpriced drinks, racist baristas, and now the news this week about Starbucks...

That’s the last straw!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thirteenoranges
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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Why was the barista always getting angry at work?

They had a bad tamper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Valahiru
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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Asked the barista if the dark roast was good

Barista: Some people say it tastes like dirt, but what do they expect, it was ground this morning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beccathebrandt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2014
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There's this cute barista I want to ask out...

But I just don't feel like I have a latte offer. I've bean chai-ing to tell her how I feel, but I don't know how to espresso myself. It's a shame, because there really could be something special brewing there. I guess I'm just afraid being roasted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hambletonorama
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2016
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The barista told me I had bad jokes

I cannot espresso how sad that made me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toddsleivonski
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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I always wanted to pursue a career as a barista

...but I didn’t think I could handle the daily grind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KubaKomorebi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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Why did the barista pour medicine into the latte?

Because it was Coughee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JMBau13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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Did you hear about that Jewish barista?

Hebrews really good coffee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AngryCrab
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2014
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After mispreparing some guy's caffeinated drink, the barista asked me if I wanted it, on the house, while he remade the order. Of course I accepted.

I am not one to refuse charry tea.

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A man asked a barista the price (in dollars) of a cup of a cup of earl grey and the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

"For tea, two" the barista responded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xechwill
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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What do coffee baristas get as a tattoo?

A tamp stamp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JpElNeko
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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the barista who didn't show up on time

She was Cafe-Au-Late

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nyanlol
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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Dadjoked a barista today

Barista: Have a good day, sir. Me: You too. Thanks a latte!

The classics never get old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sitzpinkler89
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2015
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Barista: Could I have a name for your coffee please

Me: Is Mr Cappuccino OK?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukeurmyson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2018
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Why can't you trust a clumsy barista?

They're always spilling the beans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slootluuurd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2016
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From the barista at a coffee shop

When asked if he had plans for Thanksgiving, he replied with "We're planning on having it on Thursday."

When asked if he had took American Express, he replied with "Yeah, but we don't keep it for long."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryancardiff
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2013
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Bad news for a barista

A barista kept serving decaf coffee to customers that wanted it regular. After repeated warnings from the shop owner to stop doing it, the barista was fired.

Would you believe me if I said the barista thought they had the wrong grounds to fire him?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manchking
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2015
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What does a Jewish barista do at his cafe?

Hebrew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedForkKnife
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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"Why are you wearing a surgical mask?" I asked the barista.

She said, "It's not a mask. It's a coughy filter."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/milkchaser
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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