Just went in to Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask.

I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"

She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icebucketwood
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Just been in to Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask /r/Jokes/comments/fdtyi2/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PigeonGang1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Did you hear about the extraterrestrial who was studying to become a Starbucks barista?

E.T. hone foam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamoose
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Overpriced drinks, racist baristas, and now the news this week about Starbucks...

That’s the last straw!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thirteenoranges
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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Coughy filter (source: PunHub)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gamergod4now
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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Cop: I think the suspects are at large.

Starbucks Barista: Huh?

Cop: The suspects are at Venti.

Barista: Oh my God!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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My manager is definitely a Dad.

I work at a Starbucks as a barista. I can't tell you which seasonal drinks were about to start on nov 11th or 12th, but I can tell you one of them has a molasses drizzle topping.

Today, a guest comes up and asks if we have any molasses. My manager's response:

"Molasses? How can I have molasses if I never had any lasses to begin with?"

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