The barista was wearing a face mask. I asked โWhy are you wearing a surgical mask?โ She said โIโm not, itโs a coughy filter.โ
They gave me my drink and said "this is the last straw."
Veni vidi venti!!
coughy filters
The crime was considered a coffee mug.
The masks are called coughy filters.
They could call them coughy filters.
โGrande macchiato with oat milk, please.โ
The cashier started to process his order, until the man asked โWhy are you wearing a surgical mask?โ
โIโm notโ, said the barista, โitโs a coughy filterโ.
Relax. It's just a "Cough Fee."
the coffee grounds.
It's grounds for dismissal.
Be sure to say, "Thanks, a latte!"
Pump Kin Latte
E.T. hone foam.
I got "too many" points on one of them, and now I'm not allowed to drive :(
They kept yelling "Ariana, grande mocha.
Dad: Iโd like a tall blonde with blue eyes.
But it turns out there were no grounds.
People are saying it is a little mistake, I think it's is a Grande.
but it only writes in Javascript
The worker responded โitโs our special teaโ
Coughee
It really needed a copy break.
A double-double agent.
They venti-latte their shops.
Every time I ask for "two percent milk," they give me at least ten.
Me: You'd be a lot cooler if you did.
Thatโs the last straw!
A depresso.
Just ice
I'd be so mad if I went in to one of their locations the day before they make this happen. That'd be the last straw.
Basic
I used to work at a starbucks with my best bud to earn some extra cash after school. Every day an hour or so before closing without fail this older indian man would come in and order two large coffees.
We started to talk with the guy since there weren't many other people in the shop and he told us is name was Haind Sahit and that he was a night worker which is why he drank the coffee. After a while, we would just have the coffee ready for him as soon as he came in the door.
One evening my friend went out back to pick some supplies for refill and had to get something from the top shelf, being a short guy he grabbed an old ladder and started climbing but one of the steps broke and he fell and hit his head pretty hard.
He was rushed to the hospital and woke up a couple days later with no major damages but with a light case of amnesia.
Once he got back on his legs he started working at the starbucks again and as soon as Haind heard, he came back to see how my friend was and stepped up to the desk to greet him. Sadly my friend couldn't remember him at all and just asked what he would like to order. Haind turned around with a tear in his eyes and said "You know, you should really have checked that ladder before you used it".
There was a glimmer in my friends eye and he immediatly started preparing two large coffees. As Haind saw he started smiling and crying and came around the desk to give my friend a hug. He asked my friend "What happened, how did you remember?" and my friend answered "Haind Sahit is always venti venti".
The barista says "well, that's a tall order..."
Espresso patronum!
Pee-lattes.
I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"
She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."
Just ice.
