coughy filters
The crime was considered a coffee mug.
I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"
She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."
They could call them coughy filters.
The masks are called coughy filters.
“Grande macchiato with oat milk, please.”
The cashier started to process his order, until the man asked “Why are you wearing a surgical mask?”
“I’m not”, said the barista, “it’s a coughy filter”.
Relax. It's just a "Cough Fee."
the coffee grounds.
E.T. hone foam.
Pump Kin Latte
I got "too many" points on one of them, and now I'm not allowed to drive :(
It's grounds for dismissal.
Be sure to say, "Thanks, a latte!"
They kept yelling "Ariana, grande mocha.
Dad: I’d like a tall blonde with blue eyes.
But it turns out there were no grounds.
People are saying it is a little mistake, I think it's is a Grande.
It really needed a copy break.
The worker responded “it’s our special tea”
They venti-latte their shops.
Coughee
Every time I ask for "two percent milk," they give me at least ten.
but it only writes in Javascript
A double-double agent.
Me: You'd be a lot cooler if you did.
A depresso.
That’s the last straw!
I used to work at a starbucks with my best bud to earn some extra cash after school. Every day an hour or so before closing without fail this older indian man would come in and order two large coffees.
We started to talk with the guy since there weren't many other people in the shop and he told us is name was Haind Sahit and that he was a night worker which is why he drank the coffee. After a while, we would just have the coffee ready for him as soon as he came in the door.
One evening my friend went out back to pick some supplies for refill and had to get something from the top shelf, being a short guy he grabbed an old ladder and started climbing but one of the steps broke and he fell and hit his head pretty hard.
He was rushed to the hospital and woke up a couple days later with no major damages but with a light case of amnesia.
Once he got back on his legs he started working at the starbucks again and as soon as Haind heard, he came back to see how my friend was and stepped up to the desk to greet him. Sadly my friend couldn't remember him at all and just asked what he would like to order. Haind turned around with a tear in his eyes and said "You know, you should really have checked that ladder before you used it".
There was a glimmer in my friends eye and he immediatly started preparing two large coffees. As Haind saw he started smiling and crying and came around the desk to give my friend a hug. He asked my friend "What happened, how did you remember?" and my friend answered "Haind Sahit is always venti venti".
I'd be so mad if I went in to one of their locations the day before they make this happen. That'd be the last straw.
The barista says "well, that's a tall order..."
Espresso patronum!
Pee-lattes.
Honestly it just felt like day after day, it was the same old grind.
I needed a change of beanery.
These two ladies (Around 50) were making small talk with this barista of the same age, when he said, "Why didn't you take your mask off?" to one of them. I guess they didn't know what he was talking about and just shrugged it off with an awkward laugh, then he landed it: "You went as a beauty-queen, right?"
Just ice.
