What do you call a bunch of flies in a vacuum chamber?
Walks.
For those who didn't get it , it's okay , there's no pressure at all !
What do you call it when a random person farts on a bunch of strangers?
A bunch of books fell on me yesterday, but I couldn’t find anyone at fault in the accident.
I only have my shelf to blame.
My dog chewed up a bunch of stuff yesterday. Now he’s feeling gnawseous
If a bunch of people simp for someone....
....do they become a simphony?
I had a bunch of metal pipes inside of me after my lung transplant.
Guess they got the wrong organ donor.
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I just tried chasing a bunch of female geese off my lawn...
as I was chasing them the female geese kept yelling, " Hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk.".
The wizard in my campaign just got handed a whole bunch of random, unlabeled Sesame Street videos.
He's going to learn how to count or spell.
What do you get when a bunch of male deer go into outer space ?
My friend bought a bunch of stumpy, fragrant mushrooms, claiming they were from Belgium. Are you kidding me? They’re clearly from Japan.
I was trying to give away a bunch of those little bugs that make honey.
But nobody wanted my freebies.
Did you hear about Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend breaking into an animal shelter and releasing a bunch of huskies into the wild??
Turns out it was The Who that let the dogs out
My obese friend in the UK just order a bunch of workout equipment.
He already feels hundreds of pounds lighter.
I was an uber driver for a bunch of pro wrestlers, they were so tired after their show they all just stacked on top of each other in my backseat
I guess I was the pile driver
I just killed a bunch of chickpeas...
A guy I know just bought a bunch (almost a shit-ton) of soft foam footballs and kerosene...
I think his plans are Nerfarious.
Space X is planning to send a bunch of cattle into orbit.
It will be the herd shot 'round the world.
A bunch of guys decided to build a cocktail lounge on top of Pike’s Peak.
It didn’t do as well as hoped. Maybe they set the bar too high.
I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance
When I fled the scene of the accident.
I got a bunch of crows together and tried to teach them how to sing
But it just resulted in a cacawphony
I have a bunch of dead batteries if anyone is interested...
What do you call a bunch of racist red necks storming the Capitol Building?
I have a bunch of unemployment jokes
If you wanted to take a bunch of bullets and forge them into a sword fit for a king what Caliber would you use?
My dog swallowed a bunch of scrabble pieces
When he goes to the bathroom it could spell trouble.
What do you call a bunch of chess nerds bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.
I have a bunch of lazy people jokes
They never work out anyways
If I put a bunch of iron in a line
I just printed out a bunch of pamphlets on how to avoid saying the wrong things and getting into a fight.
For the past few days, I wake up to see someone has dumped a bunch of LEGO blocks on my front porch.
I don’t know what to make of it.
The other day I was attacked by a bunch of children...
but it's okay since I only took minor damage.
What do you call a bunch of people in a car driving through a big tube?
Saw a bunch of guys in the local department store, shouting “f#ck”, “b#ll&cks”, “w#nker”!
Then realised I was in the menswear section.
An old mine shaft collapsed on a bunch of workers the other day.
But it’s okay, they only suffered miner injuries.
My coworker was trying to reorganize his filling cabinet and got stuck when he discovered a bunch of documents about Italian dictators.
I told him to file them as Mussollaneous.
I thought about asking my girlfriend why she wears a bunch of wristwatches on her belt...
But I decided it was a waist of time.
A bunch of male ducks teased me today because I still watch Nickelodeon.
I ignored them because I don't have time for Drakes and Josh
A group of bedazzled tarps and a bunch of poles walk into a restaurant and order some stakes....
Things became pretty tents.
I just saw my wife tripping and dropping a bunch of clothes she just ironed.
Top places to get a bunch of doves
- Bird store
- Magicians warehouse
I’ve accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I just ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom might spell disaster.
I had a bunch of books fall on me
I only have my shelf to blame.
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
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