What do you call a bunch of flies in a vacuum chamber?

Walks.

For those who didn't get it , it's okay , there's no pressure at all !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ravioliWhoreeeee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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What do you call it when a random person farts on a bunch of strangers?

A Mass Tooting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echos_myron123
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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A bunch of books fell on me yesterday, but I couldn’t find anyone at fault in the accident.

I only have my shelf to blame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/backalleywillie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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My dog chewed up a bunch of stuff yesterday. Now he’s feeling gnawseous
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doblanon5short
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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If a bunch of people simp for someone....

....do they become a simphony?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zfreakazoidz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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I had a bunch of metal pipes inside of me after my lung transplant.

Guess they got the wrong organ donor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majestic_walrus1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Arthur24
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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I just tried chasing a bunch of female geese off my lawn...

as I was chasing them the female geese kept yelling, " Hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk.".

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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The wizard in my campaign just got handed a whole bunch of random, unlabeled Sesame Street videos.

He's going to learn how to count or spell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arrenlex
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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What do you get when a bunch of male deer go into outer space ?

Starbucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amart1985
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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My friend bought a bunch of stumpy, fragrant mushrooms, claiming they were from Belgium. Are you kidding me? They’re clearly from Japan.

What a shit take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elzuff
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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I was trying to give away a bunch of those little bugs that make honey.

But nobody wanted my freebies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PleaseBeSerious
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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Did you hear about Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend breaking into an animal shelter and releasing a bunch of huskies into the wild??

Turns out it was The Who that let the dogs out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No-Dane-No-Gain
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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My obese friend in the UK just order a bunch of workout equipment.

He already feels hundreds of pounds lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/30ChefCurry
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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I was an uber driver for a bunch of pro wrestlers, they were so tired after their show they all just stacked on top of each other in my backseat

I guess I was the pile driver

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RKO-Cutter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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I just killed a bunch of chickpeas...

It was a hummuside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ginganinja3497
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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A guy I know just bought a bunch (almost a shit-ton) of soft foam footballs and kerosene...

I think his plans are Nerfarious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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Space X is planning to send a bunch of cattle into orbit.

It will be the herd shot 'round the world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OccamsBeard
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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A bunch of guys decided to build a cocktail lounge on top of Pike’s Peak.

It didn’t do as well as hoped. Maybe they set the bar too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mallthus2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance

When I fled the scene of the accident.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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I got a bunch of crows together and tried to teach them how to sing

But it just resulted in a cacawphony

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zaeran
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I have a bunch of dead batteries if anyone is interested...

They’re free of charge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Taubin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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What do you call a bunch of racist red necks storming the Capitol Building?

The Coup Klux Klan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobMV03
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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I have a bunch of unemployment jokes

But they never work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/takuache_beaner
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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If you wanted to take a bunch of bullets and forge them into a sword fit for a king what Caliber would you use?

Excalibur

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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My dog swallowed a bunch of scrabble pieces

When he goes to the bathroom it could spell trouble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elster000
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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What do you call a bunch of chess nerds bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lightsup11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I have a bunch of lazy people jokes

They never work out anyways

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bijkeh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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If I put a bunch of iron in a line

It would be a FE-line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pokebandit91
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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I just printed out a bunch of pamphlets on how to avoid saying the wrong things and getting into a fight.

Who wants some?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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For the past few days, I wake up to see someone has dumped a bunch of LEGO blocks on my front porch.

I don’t know what to make of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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The other day I was attacked by a bunch of children...

but it's okay since I only took minor damage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/David-EN-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What do you call a bunch of people in a car driving through a big tube?

Carpool Tunnel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimeRocker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Saw a bunch of guys in the local department store, shouting β€œf#ck”, β€œb#ll&cks”, β€œw#nker”!

Then realised I was in the menswear section.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jnolife
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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An old mine shaft collapsed on a bunch of workers the other day.

But it’s okay, they only suffered miner injuries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/llcoolg72
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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My coworker was trying to reorganize his filling cabinet and got stuck when he discovered a bunch of documents about Italian dictators.

I told him to file them as Mussollaneous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ngabear
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What a bunch of asses
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LarryJr-K
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I thought about asking my girlfriend why she wears a bunch of wristwatches on her belt...

But I decided it was a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Propane13
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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A bunch of male ducks teased me today because I still watch Nickelodeon.

I ignored them because I don't have time for Drakes and Josh

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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A group of bedazzled tarps and a bunch of poles walk into a restaurant and order some stakes....

Things became pretty tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yournannycam
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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I just saw my wife tripping and dropping a bunch of clothes she just ironed.

I watched it all unfold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Top places to get a bunch of doves
  1. Bird store
  2. Magicians warehouse
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nottedy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I’ve accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imnotarobot12764
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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I just ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom might spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cabbithunt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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I had a bunch of books fall on me

I only have my shelf to blame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheezeturds
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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