His mind was blown
When his superior congratulated him for the arrest, he asked “Why did you scream Mickey Mouse?” And the secret serviceman said “I was trying to say Donald Duck!”
A navy SEAL sniper was dispatched from a submarine on the coast of Africa with the mission of traveling inland to quietly take out a warlord. His only link to his superiors on the submarine was cellular messaging device. He arrived and had to lay in cover for days. A pride of lions eventually settled around him, making him very nervous. Circumstances then necessitated immediate action so the commander sent the SEAL messages ordering him to clear the area before the strike. Being in the midst of the pride the soldier couldn't move to check his phone. He then perished in the attack.
However, this is not the first person to miss the subtext because they couldn't read between the lions.
he had some time to kill
but I bet they make a killing!
A weeb wacker
Donald, duck!
They had a feeling he'd be a sails killer
John Wick
and if I wear my robes to the wedding she’ll leave me at the Altaïr
The assassinate
Headline: "Artie chokes three for a dollar at the A&P."
I made a killing in the market.
Police say it's the first reported case of nick-nack paddy wack.
Our slogan: We aim to please.
The heat-man
It's all in the execution!
A Korea-ending injury!
and I just said..."don't worry, I'll take them all out"
I specialize in surprise endings.
Benjamin Franklin was a great President.
Confused shrug in response
"Because Ubisoft"
It was my sixth grade American history class.
A Bachstabber.
They took him out.
Not much is known, it's all cluck and dagger.
