Apple sauce Puns

A list of puns related to "Apple sauce"

My Dad and I were driving home from my wisdom teeth surgery.

Me: "Do we have any apple sauce?"
Dad: "Yeah."
Me: "Sweet."
Dad: "No, it's the unsweetened kind."

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👤︎ u/asemikey
📅︎ Sep 20 2013
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My dad decided to spruce up a jar of my great aunt's homemade pickles

http://imgur.com/qusMgtD She makes apple sauce too so I think that's what got him to make the association. This wasn't the only victim of his use of the free stickers that come with everyone's iPhones, though.

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👤︎ u/ChriSe7en
📅︎ Dec 05 2013
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