Apex puns
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u/gallowboob is the apex redditor
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📅︎ Oct 31 2017
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a rotary pun
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👤︎ u/oeuvre
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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What do you call members of the King of the Hill Hall of Fame?

Apex Legends

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👤︎ u/pinefinger
📅︎ Mar 22 2019
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What do you call a T Rex that works for a Payday Loan company?

An Apex Predatory Lender.

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👤︎ u/galactigak
📅︎ Mar 09 2016
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Nerd-Dad Volley

I recently subscribed to this sub and it's my new favorite. I shamelessly stole the "tan line" joke for Facebook and a nerd volley with another dad ensued quickly.

Me: Wow, this warmer weather is getting me ready for spring. Hey, I'm already getting ready for summer, check out my tan line! <graph of tangent>

Him: It's certainly not a farmer's tan line...not straight enough.

Me: No farmer's life for me. It's not something I'd sine up for.

Him: ...and I wouldn't cosine your startup loan. (groan)

Me: Sheesh, there's no reason to be hyperbolic.

Him: I really must learn how to integrate all your math vocabulary into my daily life.

Me: You'd really have to think of some way to differentiate yours from mine.

Him: heh...maybe after I move to the delta and crawl under a natural log. I'm sorry, it just struck me that I'm acting the total asymptote.

Me: Ugh. The average of the posts in this thread is degenerating.

Him: We've traversed a slippery slope and while I don't mean to be mean we've gone way past the apex of this thread.

My wife: Nerds.

Me: You married me.

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👤︎ u/RFtinkerer
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