I bought an inexpensive hearing aid.
My friend asked “What kind is it?”
I replied “4:30”
I called to make an appointment with an audiologist today for new hearings aids.
The gal asked me 'how did you hear about us?'
I just bought myself a new first aid kit...
Thought I'd treat myself.
I heard the Kool Aid man is starting a baseball team.
I really want to try Kool-Aid, but...
I can’t figure out how to get 2 quarts of water in that tiny little envelope.
What do you call Scandinavian first aid classes?
When a cougar gets so old, she needs a hearing aid...
....she becomes a Def leopard.
From my 11 year old daughter. Did you hear the one about the man with the broken hearing aids?
I am trying to convince my dad to get a new hearing aid.
But he just won’t listen.
Just finished watching a documentary on how Kool-Aid was made
How long does it take to fix a hearing aid?
I submitted mine for repairs three weeks ago and I haven't heard a thing since then.
Does anyone know how long it takes to repair a hearing aid?
I sent mine away 2 weeks ago and I haven't heard anything since.
It took scientists 15 tries to create the perfect sleep aid. Attempts A-N had no effect..
But they concluded a Pill-O helped everyone sleep better
In response to the American coin shortage, Canada has committed to providing the U.S. aid
My dad was bragging about his new hearing aid. “State of the Art,” he said, “It cost me a fortune.”
I said, “Awesome. What type is it?”
He said, “ Two thirty.”
Have you heard the joke about the guy with the broke hearing aid?
I've heard they just launched the new reptilian-focused aid programme.
My girlfriend said she might leave me because I didn't give her sufficient First-Aid assistance when she needed it.
Well, I wouldn't put it plaster
An old man was telling his friend about his new hearing aid, "the greatest in the world!" "You can hear a pin drop."
Friend: Wow! What kind is it?
Old man: quarter past 2.
This Halloween I was planning to go as a band aid, but decided against it.
It’s really hard to pull off.
The other day I walked into my son's room and found him with an open first aid kit, preparing to stitch up a cut on his forearm.
I told him to stop and that I would take him to the doctor for a more rofessional job. He told me he wanted to do it as he was working on his first aid merit badge for the boy scouts. So I said, "Suture self."
Who says, "Bugs, you stole my hearing aids?! You're despicable!"
What do you call a swarm of bees that have AIDS?
I thought I’d go as a Band-Aid this Halloween, but then decided not to.
I think it’ll be hard to pull off.
What do you call mosquitoes that catch AIDS
Why is the Kool-Aid Man red instead of purple?
Because with grape powder comes great responsibility.
I was thinking of going as a band-aid for Halloween, but then decided against it.
It would be really hard to pull off.
Today I received a call regarding a new hearing aid.
The connection was bad, I couldn’t hear a thing.
Can anyone help me out? I was caught stealing hearing aids...
And given the deaf penalty
How do you fall down the stairs, with two pitchers of Kool Aid, and still survive?
Decided to sell my hearing aid
I've found the buyer so I won't be listening to any offers.
A man phones the doctor about his hearing aid, but gets no answer.
The doctor phones the man back shortly after and says, "You called?"
The man thinks for a second, then says, "No, pretty warm, actually."
What do you call an old "cougar" that needs hearing aids?
I am trying to convince my dad to get a new hearing aid.
But he just won’t listen.
Did you hear the one about the guy who lost his hearing aids?
Just bought a first aid kit...
Thought I'd treat myself.
Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair.
I've heard nothing since.
Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?
It took scientists 15 tries to create the perfect sleep aid. Attempts A-N had no effect..
But a Pill-O helped everyone sleep better.
Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?
I sent my hearing aids in for repair about a month ago.
I bought myself a first aid kit today.
I thought I would Treat myself.
Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?
Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?
3 weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair
I've heard nothing since.
I bought a first aid kit
I felt it was time to treat myself
Three weeks ago i sent my hearing aids im for repair:
I've heard nothing since.
I’ve just bought myself a First Aid Kit...
Thought I’d treat myself.
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