I bought an inexpensive hearing aid.

My friend asked β€œWhat kind is it?” I replied β€œ4:30”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dcolannino
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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I called to make an appointment with an audiologist today for new hearings aids.

The gal asked me 'how did you hear about us?'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Numb-Chuck
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2021
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I just bought myself a new first aid kit...

Thought I'd treat myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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I heard the Kool Aid man is starting a baseball team.

He's the pitcher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cryingstlfan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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I really want to try Kool-Aid, but...

I can’t figure out how to get 2 quarts of water in that tiny little envelope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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What do you call Scandinavian first aid classes?

How to Save a Leif

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hungytoaster
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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When a cougar gets so old, she needs a hearing aid...

....she becomes a Def leopard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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From my 11 year old daughter. Did you hear the one about the man with the broken hearing aids?

Neither has he...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thrillhouse74
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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I am trying to convince my dad to get a new hearing aid.

But he just won’t listen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Just finished watching a documentary on how Kool-Aid was made

It was stirring

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martianrome
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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How long does it take to fix a hearing aid?

I submitted mine for repairs three weeks ago and I haven't heard a thing since then.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Valdagast
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Does anyone know how long it takes to repair a hearing aid?

I sent mine away 2 weeks ago and I haven't heard anything since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhavethebiggay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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It took scientists 15 tries to create the perfect sleep aid. Attempts A-N had no effect..

But they concluded a Pill-O helped everyone sleep better

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dothemagic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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In response to the American coin shortage, Canada has committed to providing the U.S. aid

They give us Nickelback

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SquireX
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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My dad was bragging about his new hearing aid. β€œState of the Art,” he said, β€œIt cost me a fortune.”

I said, β€œAwesome. What type is it?”

He said, β€œ Two thirty.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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Have you heard the joke about the guy with the broke hearing aid?

Neither did he!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sith_Lord35
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I've heard they just launched the new reptilian-focused aid programme.

They called it Gatorade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avohka
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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My girlfriend said she might leave me because I didn't give her sufficient First-Aid assistance when she needed it.

Well, I wouldn't put it plaster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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An old man was telling his friend about his new hearing aid, "the greatest in the world!" "You can hear a pin drop."

Friend: Wow! What kind is it?

Old man: quarter past 2.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notagoodspelller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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This Halloween I was planning to go as a band aid, but decided against it.

It’s really hard to pull off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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The other day I walked into my son's room and found him with an open first aid kit, preparing to stitch up a cut on his forearm.

I told him to stop and that I would take him to the doctor for a more rofessional job. He told me he wanted to do it as he was working on his first aid merit badge for the boy scouts. So I said, "Suture self."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danno49
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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Who says, "Bugs, you stole my hearing aids?! You're despicable!"

Deafy Duck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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What do you call a swarm of bees that have AIDS?

A HIVe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiscoPotato69
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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I thought I’d go as a Band-Aid this Halloween, but then decided not to.

I think it’ll be hard to pull off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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What do you call mosquitoes that catch AIDS

RAIDS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Korru
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Why is the Kool-Aid Man red instead of purple?

Because with grape powder comes great responsibility.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/falsenorth
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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I was thinking of going as a band-aid for Halloween, but then decided against it.

It would be really hard to pull off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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Today I received a call regarding a new hearing aid.

The connection was bad, I couldn’t hear a thing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xFarrokh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Can anyone help me out? I was caught stealing hearing aids...

And given the deaf penalty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cunt_Puffin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2015
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How do you fall down the stairs, with two pitchers of Kool Aid, and still survive?

Roll with the PUNCHES!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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Decided to sell my hearing aid

I've found the buyer so I won't be listening to any offers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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A man phones the doctor about his hearing aid, but gets no answer.

The doctor phones the man back shortly after and says, "You called?"

The man thinks for a second, then says, "No, pretty warm, actually."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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What do you call an old "cougar" that needs hearing aids?

A Def Leppard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Javery003
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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I am trying to convince my dad to get a new hearing aid.

But he just won’t listen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Did you hear the one about the guy who lost his hearing aids?

Neither did he

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Russell_Pinto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Just bought a first aid kit...

Thought I'd treat myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair.

I've heard nothing since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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It took scientists 15 tries to create the perfect sleep aid. Attempts A-N had no effect..

But a Pill-O helped everyone sleep better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dothemagic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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I sent my hearing aids in for repair about a month ago.

I’ve heard nothing since

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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I bought myself a first aid kit today.

I thought I would Treat myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hirsty19784
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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3 weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair

I've heard nothing since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bdiggles
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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I bought a first aid kit

I felt it was time to treat myself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MC-Master-Bedroom
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Three weeks ago i sent my hearing aids im for repair:

I've heard nothing since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0theoneandonly0
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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I’ve just bought myself a First Aid Kit...

Thought I’d treat myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeeFarkas
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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