Afterwards Puns

...saying "You come out from under that bed and fight like a man!"

But that’s not surprising; Eve has always taken a bit of ribbing from Adam.

I had a massive vowel movement

I got the F out of there.

The project is called "tanks for your patients".

I guess it’s true. You really do rip what you sew.

I told him I Reddit

After he explodes his hand I look down at my still clenched fist. I slowly raise it near my ear confused and shake it. I then explode it in my face almost knocking me off me feet. I look at him sternly and say, "You could have killed me."

It was the Father, the Son, and the Goalie host.

Get it? Met-a-four?

Me: it was an adjustment

If that ever happens to you, quit while you're ahead

Helium doesn't react.

Such a practice sounds barbarous to me.

I asked if she wanted me to pour her a glass of water ('cause I'm a gentleman yo) and she said 'yes please'. I said 'say stop'.

start pouring

'Thank you'

keep pouring

'That's enough..'

keep pouring

'STOP!'

stop pouring and smile like an idiot

Dad: Hey is that burger place "Five Guys" good?

Me: Yeah it's okay but it's pretty damn expensive.

Dad: We should go to "One Guy" than... I bet it'll be cheaper!

It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.

It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.

It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.