Afterwardsness Puns

A list of puns related to "Afterwardsness"

Did you hear about the peanut butter and jelly sandwich convention?

It was a super spreader event.

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👤︎ u/shot_collar
📅︎ Jan 09 2022
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A midget who was a fortune teller robbed a bank

The call went out that a small medium was at large

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👤︎ u/EndymionMM
📅︎ Dec 22 2020
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My wife and I exchanged silverware the first night we met.

Forked on the first date.

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👤︎ u/charons-voyage
📅︎ Aug 13 2020
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What did the fugitive dictionaries say when the cops found them hiding?

Theysaurus

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👤︎ u/akc1999
📅︎ Dec 28 2018
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Got fired from my job at the coffee factory

Boss said it was because I had no filter

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👤︎ u/TheVampireQueen7
📅︎ Jan 25 2020
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What happened to the guy who had his coffee cup stolen ?

He got mugged

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👤︎ u/HighHcQc
📅︎ Mar 07 2014
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Have you heard of the group of cows that all ran off a cliff?

It was an udder disaster

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👤︎ u/Mwee3D
📅︎ Sep 20 2017
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My gf wasn't ready

So my gf got a haircut today and texted me about it. She was not ready for the following exchange.

gf: I don't know if I like my hair.

Me: Well I'm sure it'll...grow on you.

gf: That sounds like a dadjoke lol.

Me: But your dad didn't tell it!

gf: You're ridiculous

Me: No, I'm Freddie3.

She said I made her giggle so it was worth it.

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👤︎ u/Freddie3
📅︎ Dec 23 2015
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I once walked in on my teachers having sex

Being homeschooled was never easy for me

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👤︎ u/wasprobot
📅︎ Feb 20 2019
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