Which African country is TESLA founder Elon Musk from?
Mad-at-gas-car, obviously.
(It just came to me and I had to share it. I'm so sorry)
The best way to tell the difference between an Indian and an African elephant is
that one of them is an elephant.
Natives of the African jungle, when avoiding predators, call the distance between you and a lion a ‘wimb’
Because the lion in the jungle is always a wimb away.
I don't know if i should make a joke about an African country
My local safari park is trying to pass off common Caribou as African Wildebeest...
We were watching a documentary on African wildlife, and my son asked me, “Is it difficult to spot cheetahs?”
Me: No, I think they come that way.
I asked my South African buddy if he knew how to make beer.
Nickleback's latest single about fake African quadrupeds
"Look at this faux-giraffe"
Did you know that the Average African Leopard can jump higher than a stop sign?
This is because as far as I know stop signs can’t jump.
Documentary; The African elephant has a penis so large it can use it as a 5th leg
Me; Left knee, right knee, wee nee
I was on safari last year and spoke to a native African girl for hours
What did the first African cell phone user say to other African cell phone user?
What do African brain surgeons like to do in the summer
They like to go Hippo-CAMP-us
An englishman, a frenchman, an african and a half-japanese man all order iced tea
My biology teacher asked "What's heavier, the Indian or African elephant?"
I said "The elephant obviously!"
A friend of mine asserts that she loves all animals. However, I did point out to her the distain she holds for large African water-dwelling mammals.
I just think she’s being a bit hippo critical.
Did you hear what Bono did to those African kids?
It's created the U2 movement
*Edited
Why don't Africans eat at the restaurant?
Because they always Ghana order Togo.
Scientist are shocked after discovery of a new african bee species that can keep on flying even after their heart stops.
Local tribes in fear of a zombee apocalypse
An African woman called Betty came into the restaurant.
Asked if we had chicken? I replied, “no, black Betty It’s ham or lamb.”
Whats the Capital of the African nation Djibouti?
South African beauty pageant
The South Africa beauty pageant had 10 finalists: 9 black girls, and 1 white girl: Anna.
While Anna was beautiful in her own right, she paled in comparison to the other contestants.
What do you call an African elephant?
What do Koreans and African Americans have in common?
They both like Seoul food.
Humanlike machinery has been discovered in Africa. These machines make funny African related puns, which some humans feel threatened by.
But if Botswana compete with me, that's fine.
What do u call it when a South African director can’t decide between two actors for a role?
The king of a small African nation...
The king of a small African nation had an elegant golden throne in his large grass hut. When an old friend came to visit from another nation, he was worried that the man would discover he was a king and treat him differently. He searched frantically for a place to hide the throne, but to no avail. Finally, he decided to have it wedged up in the ceiling of his hut.
When his friend arrived, he went to the hut's opening to greet him. Just then, the ceiling started to give way, and the golden throne fell on the king and killed him.
The moral of the story is this: People who live in grass houses should not stow thrones.
What would you call a self-driving semi aquatic vehicle used for African Safari tours?
There’s an African guy who’s addicted to swimming...
But every time he’s confronted about it, he gives it no importance.
You could say that he’s living in da Nile.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, A Welshman, An American, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, a South African, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, and a Buddhist went to a nightclub.
The doorman said, "I'm sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai."
How can you tell the difference between an Indian and an African elephant?
One of them is an elephant
How do you tell the difference between an Asian, and an African Elephant?
It's simple. One of them is an elephant.
What’s the difference between an Indian and African Elephant?
What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?
What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?
How do you tell the difference between an Indian and an African elephant?
One of them is an elephant...
Teacher: “What's heavier, the Indian or African elephant?”
Kid: “The elephant obviously!”
What is the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?
I met a North African girl the other night, and we spoke for hours.
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