ARG Puns

A list of puns related to "ARG"

Why do French people eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Sw0l0Sander
šŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2017
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What is a pirate's favorite genre of video game?

ARG's!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Hacim042
šŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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What does a pirate always offer to bring to a party?

Da-balloons!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Xavimoose
šŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2017
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While watching USA vs Argentina

My dad: Are we playing the Pirates?

Me: What???

My dad: Are we playing the Pirates? motions to the tv It says ARG.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/jakey_bear
šŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2016
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Got my mum with this French one

We're driving on the French motorway and my mum says: "We're just coming up to payage" Me: "Who's arge?"

Next time she remembered to say 'a payage' to prevent me from repeating it :(

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/lukewizzy
šŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2015
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