We had a pop quiz on conjugation of the verbs "ser" and "estar"...

I wasn't expecting the Spanish inquisition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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A drunk dude decided to drive and get more beer. After being pulled over and questioned by the cop, the cop said β€œ sir I’m going to have to put you under arrest.” The guy then said

Bud-wei-ser?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exier--
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Did you ever hear about the knight that always had enemies nearby?

He was Ser Rounded

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HairyStylist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Why did donald trump throw the sick eagle out of USA?

Because it was illeagle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darealhama
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Before you can enter sedungeon, you must first...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/killian5302
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2017
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Dad joked my students while I was student teaching

I asked the class if they knew which was the last war the U.S. officially had declared as a war.

Students threw out a few wrong answers, none more egregious than when I hear

Student: Syria!

Me: Syria?! Are you Ser-i-ous?!

I roared with laughter. I got a couple giggles from the students.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bad_Stever
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2014
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