We had a pop quiz on conjugation of the verbs "ser" and "estar"...

I wasn't expecting the Spanish inquisition.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
šŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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A drunk dude decided to drive and get more beer. After being pulled over and questioned by the cop, the cop said ā€œ sir I’m going to have to put you under arrest.ā€ The guy then said

Bud-wei-ser?

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/exier--
šŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Did you ever hear about the knight that always had enemies nearby?

He was Ser Rounded

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/HairyStylist
šŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Why did donald trump throw the sick eagle out of USA?

Because it was illeagle.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/darealhama
šŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Before you can enter sedungeon, you must first...
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šŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2017
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what do u call a female geyser?

a girl-ser

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ryxnlxx
šŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2016
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Dad joked my students while I was student teaching

I asked the class if they knew which was the last war the U.S. officially had declared as a war.

Students threw out a few wrong answers, none more egregious than when I hear

Student: Syria!

Me: Syria?! Are you Ser-i-ous?!

I roared with laughter. I got a couple giggles from the students.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Bad_Stever
šŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2014
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