555 Puns

A list of puns related to "555"

My dad's not allowed to speak Japanese, let alone teach the language. But there's nothing that says he can't teach Japanese cooking and geography. So far, I just learned the cooking tools and the location of the country.

This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.

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👤︎ u/FoxyCamoCat738
📅︎ Jan 24 2021
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Voicemail dad joke

My grandpa (RIP)'s outgoing voicemail message used to give their phone # instead of their name. "Hi, you've reached 555-1234, leave your message at the beep."

Obviously, my dad always replied with "Hello, this is 555-6789, give us a call back when you can." Every time.

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👤︎ u/feminaprovita
📅︎ Dec 05 2013
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