I read about this one guy who twisted his ankle 360 degrees.

What an amazing feat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derpvboii
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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Recipe said to turn the oven 360 degrees

But that just got my oven back where it started and my foods still not done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeeptor
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Every day, around the world, 360,000 babies are born. That means a woman is giving birth every 2Β½ seconds.

She must be tracked down and stopped!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZonieDrew
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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Haha funny dad joke 360 ooba dooba

penny factories make a lot of sense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ECG-Sage
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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With a comment karma of 360...

I'd say that my posts are pretty well-rounded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNoodlyOne
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2013
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Sometimes I do a complete 360 in my opinion...

...and don't change my mind at all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustJosh724
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2018
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I told my husband I have 360 Twitter followers...

He told me I've really come full circle on that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DuckOFace
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2015
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School is easy.

I got 360 degrees just by moving in circles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ricerly
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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The recipe said, β€œSet the oven to 180 degrees.”

Now I can’t open it, as the door faces the wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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I sent a circle to college, and it quickly became the smartest object on the planet.

Seriously, it had 360 degrees!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nekronous
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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I used to be really bad at geometry.

But thankfully I’ve turned that situation around 360 degrees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PurpleSunCraze
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Why was the mathematician overqualified for his job?

Because he had 360 degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kyberion275
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Why do circles spend so long at university?

It's not easy getting 360 degrees!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midget_clown
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Why is the circle more trustworthy than the square?

Because he doesn’t have an angle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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So while at the dr recently, he told me an ultrasound revealed I have a fatty liver

I looked him dead in the eyes and said look at me, I weigh 360 lbs I have a fatty everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johndeerdrew
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Dad jokes during summer time!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kupfernikel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2013
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This is the time of the year when I get really annoyed when everyone writes β€œX” instead of β€œChrist.”

I calm myself down by playing my Christ Box 360.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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I used to be bad at geometry...

But after lots of studying, I’ve made a total 360!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fuxkle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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If you’re ever cold

Take a 360, hot enough?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hqnz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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Help me guys! I tried to film a cake being baked, with my new camera, but when I turned on the oven, it broke

I swear that it said the camera could record in 360 degrees, on the box

Edit: corrected a typo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielnm1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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Me: "Hey Dad, can I get an Xbox One?"

Dad: "Can't you just subtract 359 from your Xbox 360?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MythicDragon45
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Why is a circle the best mathematician?

It has 360 degrees!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xevetv
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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Little late, but I think /r/dadjokes would like to see a list of my New Years resolutions
  1. 1920 x 1080 (tower PC)
  2. 1366 x 768 (chromebook)
  3. 1080p (TV)
  4. 1024 x 600 (tablet)
  5. 360 x 480 (phone)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DupaZupa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2014
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At what temperature should you bake a pie in the oven?

360 degrees. That way you get 2pi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/musicninja
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2014
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My wife and sister in law taking about rent.

Wife: You can just pay us $360, since it's half of the mortgage.

SIL: How about we make it $400, I like round numbers.

Me: 360 is a round number.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mustdashgaming
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2016
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Dad hit me with a one-liner today

He spins a 360 showcasing his head, and says "Hey son, I got a hair cut today. Can you tell which one!?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BirdTrain
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2013
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Heard this one from youtube

Guy A: "Where is my fucking jacket?"

Guy B: "Over there, next to your regular one"

Video in question: 6:00

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AceEntrepreneur
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2016
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How can you be sure if a cake is circular?

Just make sure it's cooked at 360Β°!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ace_Ginger
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2016
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Why can't you sit in a circle for long?

Because it's 360 degrees in there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chronicl3
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2015
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A conversation my girlfriend and I had.

Girlfriend: Why do you want the Xbox one? Me: It seems kind of cool, a couple good games out right now. Girlfriend: What's the difference between the xbox one and the 360 anyways? Me: 359 She got pissed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zhoutaix
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2014
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Dad and days of the year

My brother and I are sitting at the dinner table taking about the number of days in the year and the difference between an earth year and a light year, and after careful explanation on the physics behind it, Dad goes:

Dad: "There are 360 days in a light year." Me: "Huh? How did you figure that?" Dad: "Because it's a...LITE year!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StoneBlackChaos
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2013
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A new angle...

Got my wife in Church today. I asked her what the hymn number was, and she said, "360". I fully rotated the hymnal, and said, "I couldn't find it". She whispered louder, "THREE SIXTY". In mid second rotation she called me an asshole! In church! Tsk, tsk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hardrockers77
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2014
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My dad's from today: What comes before Vladimir Putin?

Vladimir eating a bean burrito.


Facepalm dad.

He also had one and I will quote:


"What do Dateline, Anderson Cooper 360 & 20/20 have in common?"

"I don't know dad. Can we just have lunch?"

"The first two are news shows and the third is what your mother drank for breakfast....Get it? Like MadDog 20/20."

Then, arm to God, he went

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lsirius
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2013
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My Xbox has been doing my Dad's job.

Groaned at everyone of them. XDad 360

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laker610
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2014
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Xbox was struggling...

but they really turned it around with the 360.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foreverxtrue24
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Xbox was struggling...

but they really turned it around with the 360.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foreverxtrue24
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Why didn't the circle go to college?

It already had 360 degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/momma_say
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2017
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A circle is the smartest thing you can draw.

It has 360 degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChesterMonty
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2018
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