My wife was explaining the idea of investing to my daughter

After a good explanation of savings, stocks, returns, etc, I pointed out there's another definition she should understand too. At some point in her life she may decide to put on a sweater without sleeves. When she does that, she's invest.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one: they are very efficient and have no sense of humour.

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Verily I gave unto him a goblet, and forthwith hailed him by the name he hath previously declared to me...
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β€œWhat day is today, Adam?”

β€œFor the last time, it’s Christmas, Eve.”

Edit: Thanks for so much love. Merry Xmas!

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Me: Which is the Empire's preferred cell phone carrier?

Leia: I don't kn-

Me: AT&AT

Leia: ...

@DadJokeDarth

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Dad just dropped this at dinner

Mom: don't worry, I'll be a great grandmother to your children!

Me: I kn-

Dad: don't you have to be a grandmother before you're a great grandmother?

Then he just cracked up while I let my head rest on the table for a few minutes

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