The no-bell prize
Just in case there is a salad dressing
Whos there? Patchew patch Pachew patch who? Arrgh! Ya shot me!
Whos there? Ivant Ivant who? No! You get one!
Just in case there’s a salad dressing
Who’s there?
The washbasin.
Washbasin who?
Just let that sink in.
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes Sean Connery
He opens the door and tells him “Namaste”.
Because freedom rings
Should get a 'No-bel' prize
He just won the NOBELL prize
Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? No! Owl goes who. Car goes Beep! Beep!
I thought, "I'd better let this sink in."
An Im-purse-onator.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door.
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks but I don't mind peanuts
"Who's there?"
"Hawaii"
"Hawaii who?"
"I'm fine, Hawaii you?"
Knock knock....... Who’s there?....... Howie........ Howie who?.......... Howie doing?
Knock knock........ Who’s there?........ Howie........ Howie who? .......... I’m doing pretty good, thanks.
Knock-knock.
>!Who's there?!<
Edit: my son told me this. I was confused at why I had to start it and then cracked up when he said “who’s there?”
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you.
Whose there?
Cow says
Cow says who?
No, cow says moo, dummy
Apparently they call themselves the Just Ice League
He’s an imi-tater...
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencils who?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
Who’s there? Woo Woo who?
Why are you excited?
One of my first Dad joke attempts and my kids didn’t even get it, sigh.
The father breaks his neck and dies, leaving his son to mourn for days. However, one night, the boy wakes up to see an apparition of his father before him. All at once, he breaks down crying, and screams out, "I'm sorry!"
His father responds, "Hi Sorry, I'm dead!"
"who's there"
"owls say"
"owls say who"
meniacal smile
Who's there?
Joe Biden
Joe Biden who?
Joe Biden more off than you can chew.
Knock Knock / Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh—
Moooooooo!
There should be a Trump version.
Knock knock / Who's there?
Interrupting Trump.
Interrupting Trump wh—
Fake moos!
Cuz there might be a salad dressing
Cowboy say YA! ...
Cowboy say YA! Who?
Yeehaw partner
Should get a No-Bell prize. 😅🤣😎✌.
Just in case there's a salad dressing
Just in case there is a salad dressing.
I'll see myself out....
Should get a no bell prize
Just in case there's a salad dressing
should get a no-bell prize.
Dishes Sean Connery.
(RIP)
Should get a no bell prize.
He won the nobell prize
