Knock Knock Puns

A list of puns related to "Knock Knock"

Knock knock

Who’s there

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock

It’s the woodpecker!

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👤︎ u/geoswede
📅︎ Apr 05 2021
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The creator of the knock-knock joke should get a Nobel prize

.....get it no bell 🤣

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👤︎ u/Ambitious_orphan
📅︎ Feb 27 2021
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I always knock on the fridge door before opening it.

Just in case, there's a salad dressing.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Mar 19 2021
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the Knock Knock joke?

He got the NObell price

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👤︎ u/idkqwerty1
📅︎ Mar 30 2021
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Knock knock who’s there? Smellmop

Smellmop who?

Hint: Say it out loud quickly.

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👤︎ u/valorsayles
📅︎ Mar 20 2021
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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Doorbell repairman.

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👤︎ u/nftpc
📅︎ Apr 03 2021
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What happened to the guy who invented knock knock jokes?

He won a Nobel prize.

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👤︎ u/JayTrim
📅︎ Mar 11 2021
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What award should the person get who invented knock knock jokes?

The no-bell prize

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👤︎ u/makunahatata27
📅︎ Jan 14 2021
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Dad: "Knock, Knock" Kid: *sigh* "Who's there?"

Dad: "What?!?? You don't even recognize your own father??"

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👤︎ u/detrickster
📅︎ Mar 04 2021
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

He won the no-bell prize!

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👤︎ u/Dextpat
📅︎ Feb 05 2021
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The one who invented the 'Knock Knock' jokes........

Definitely deserves a 'No Bell' prize!!

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👤︎ u/ball5deeper
📅︎ Mar 04 2021
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Knock knock

Who's there

Nobody

Nobody who?

.....

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👤︎ u/maccer20
📅︎ Feb 18 2021
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Knock knock

Who's there? Silent man! Silent man who? ............. (My son made that one up it is now my favorite joke.)

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👤︎ u/rangerbeev
📅︎ Feb 25 2021
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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Interrupting cow

Interrupting c..

MOO!

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👤︎ u/ClaraLaraMeadie
📅︎ Feb 25 2021
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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Wire" "Wire who?"

"Wire you not eating your dinner?"

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👤︎ u/HeyWhatsItToYa
📅︎ Feb 19 2021
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Knock Knock.

Who’s There?

The Who.

The Who who?

I said The Who, not the owls!

(i made this up and had to keep myself from laughing for two hours at work I hope u like it)

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👤︎ u/GhostArtistYT
📅︎ Jan 27 2021
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Knock knock

Who's there?

Shark bait.

Shark bait who?

(Immediately) ha ha

I know its bad but i was proud i made it

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👤︎ u/Gden
📅︎ Jan 28 2021
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Knock knock

Whos there? Patchew patch Pachew patch who? Arrgh! Ya shot me!

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👤︎ u/Ashjmc89
📅︎ Jan 25 2021
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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Dishes

Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery

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👤︎ u/BusyBoyMcFly
📅︎ Oct 30 2020
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Knock knock

Whos there? Ivant Ivant who? No! You get one!

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👤︎ u/Ashjmc89
📅︎ Jan 25 2021
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The best Knock Knock joke

Me- "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Dad- "Why"

Me- "To get to the idiots house BAHAHA"

Dad- "That's stupid"

Me- "Fine this one is better, Knock Knock"

Dad- "Who's there"

Me- "The chicken :)"

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👤︎ u/cprenaveau
📅︎ Jan 29 2021
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Knock knock...
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👤︎ u/Toe-knail
📅︎ Dec 07 2020
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Knock knock

Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you.

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👤︎ u/RoboGideon
📅︎ Feb 06 2021
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Knock knock

Who’s there?

The washbasin.

Washbasin who?

Just let that sink in.

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👤︎ u/Mf_nick
📅︎ Jan 24 2021
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This is my 4 year old daughters joke: Knock Knock?

Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? No! Owl goes who. Car goes Beep! Beep!

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👤︎ u/cabbithunt
📅︎ Oct 13 2020
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Hippie gets 3 months late on rent...So the landlord knocks on his door to let him know he’s being evicted

He opens the door and tells him “Namaste”.

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👤︎ u/boobaloo222
📅︎ Dec 25 2020
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Ghost: knock knock

Person: who's there? Ghost: Boo Person: Boo who? Ghost: aw man. I justed wanted to say hi. Didn't mean to make you cry.

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👤︎ u/ZarkianMouse
📅︎ Jan 29 2021
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Why don't Americans like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings

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👤︎ u/rockydempsey
📅︎ Jan 06 2021
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Whoever invented the knock-knock joke

Should get a 'No-bel' prize

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👤︎ u/moiKeshav
📅︎ Dec 16 2020
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There was a knock at the door this morning. I opened it and there was a wash basin on the doorstep.

I thought, "I'd better let this sink in."

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 29 2020
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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Cash

Cash who?

No thanks but I don't mind peanuts

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👤︎ u/Shreyash_jais_02
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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I have a knock-knock joke, but you have to start it...

Knock-knock.

>!Who's there?!<

Edit: my son told me this. I was confused at why I had to start it and then cracked up when he said “who’s there?”

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👤︎ u/BusyPooping
📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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Don’t knock it until you diet
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👤︎ u/Mister_Aitch
📅︎ Oct 10 2020
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What award did the inventor of the knock knock jokes get??

The No-Bell Prize 🕺🏼

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👤︎ u/HeyThereLinus
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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I normally knock on the fridge door before I open it...

Just in case there’s a salad dressing

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👤︎ u/omniwrench-
📅︎ Aug 29 2020
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1: Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock

2: Who's there?

1: An octopus

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👤︎ u/Belated-Trendsetter
📅︎ Feb 18 2021
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What did the guy who invented knock knock jokes get?

A no bell prize.

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👤︎ u/UltimateAnemone
📅︎ Feb 25 2021
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Always knock on the fridge before opening.

Just in case there is a salad dressing

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👤︎ u/I_SHIT_A_BRICK
📅︎ Jan 12 2021
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I always knock on the door of the fridge before opening it.

Just in case there's a salad dressing.

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👤︎ u/chihiro_yoru
📅︎ Jan 27 2021
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Who ever invented "Knock - Knock" jokes.

Should get a No-Bell prize. 😅🤣😎✌.

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👤︎ u/icu451
📅︎ Jan 21 2021
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Knock knock

“Who’s there?” “No one.” “No one who?”

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👤︎ u/rubNTugInc
📅︎ Feb 10 2021
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You should always knock on the fridge door before opening it

Just in case there's a salad dressing

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👤︎ u/DubstepAndTrap
📅︎ Jan 08 2021
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I always knock on the fridge before I open the door...

Just in case there is a salad dressing.

I'll see myself out....

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👤︎ u/thirteen_20
📅︎ Dec 04 2020
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Did you hear about the guy that invented the knock knock joke?

He just won the NOBELL prize

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👤︎ u/vamplestat666
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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Whoever invented "Knock knock" jokes...

should get a no-bell prize.

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👤︎ u/D4Damagerillbehavior
📅︎ Aug 27 2020
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I normally knock on the fridge door before I open it...

Just in case there's a salad dressing

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👤︎ u/laserspewpew_
📅︎ Sep 19 2020
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