A list of puns related to "Knock Knock Jokes"
Because freedom rings
Should get a 'No-bel' prize
He just won the NOBELL prize
Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? No! Owl goes who. Car goes Beep! Beep!
Should get a no bell prize
Knock knock....... Who’s there?....... Howie........ Howie who?.......... Howie doing?
Knock knock........ Who’s there?........ Howie........ Howie who? .......... I’m doing pretty good, thanks.
Knock-knock.
>!Who's there?!<
Edit: my son told me this. I was confused at why I had to start it and then cracked up when he said “who’s there?”
Knock Knock / Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh—
Moooooooo!
There should be a Trump version.
Knock knock / Who's there?
Interrupting Trump.
Interrupting Trump wh—
Fake moos!
Everyone knows the interrupting cow knock knock joke but we like making up KKJs for other cows. Here are some of ours; please add more so I can continue to surprise and delight the young people near and dear to me. TIA!
(Obviously each joke goes "Knock knock" etc. I'll just write the "cow" part and the punchline)
French cow: le moo
Backwards cow: oom
Upside down cow: woo
Sad cow: moo hoo hoo
Ghost cow: moo-oo-oo-oooo
Police cow: moo ee oo ee oo ee oo
Cow on a motorbike: (make zooming moo)
Cow in disguise: Baa
Horse in disguise: Moo
Invisible cow: (quickly cover child's eyes) Moo
Inaudible cow:
Second dog leaps up and goes berserk...
He got a no-bell prize
Me: Knock knock
Reddit: Who's there?
Me: Wu
Reddit: Wu, who?
Me: Woohoo, it's my blue triangle day!
Knock Knock
Chancellor Palpatine:”who’s there”
Mysterious voice:”Wind”
Chancellor Palpatine:”Wind who?”
Mace Windu :”In the name of the galactic senate you’re under arrest, Chancellor”
Jehovah's witnesses
Well, he won the No-bell prize.
They don't have the thyme for that, just cumin.
....because freedom rings.
Edit: wow this is getting decent attention, Happy Brexit 1776 everyone!
Edit 2: top 50 all time on r/dadjokes and I'm not even a dad yet!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, W-H-O.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Control fr-
Okay, now you say "Control freak who?"
Because freedome rings.
Yes I am aware I am a day lot. Sorry lovelies!
should get a no-bell prize.
Should get a no bell prize.
He won the nobell prize
They deserve a no bell prize
He won the "No-Bell Prize"
should get a no bell prize.
Should win a no-bell prize
Because freedom rings.
He won the Nobel prize
He won the Nobel Prize!
He won the no bell prize.
The no bell prize
.. Should receive a no bell prize.
should get a no bell prize.
He won the 'no-bell' prize."
He won THE NO BELL PRIZE
He won the No-bell prize
Maybe the no bell prize
He won the NO-BELL prize
He won the "no-bell" prize.
Knock knock
Who’s there
....
Second dog leaps up and goes berserk...
It was a nobel prize
He won the no-bell prize
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