A list of puns related to ".ee"
It is pronounced Frankfort.
I ran.
A Cough-ee
Ee-ran away when I was a child.
Everyone knows the interrupting cow knock knock joke but we like making up KKJs for other cows. Here are some of ours; please add more so I can continue to surprise and delight the young people near and dear to me. TIA!
(Obviously each joke goes "Knock knock" etc. I'll just write the "cow" part and the punchline)
French cow: le moo
Backwards cow: oom
Upside down cow: woo
Sad cow: moo hoo hoo
Ghost cow: moo-oo-oo-oooo
Police cow: moo ee oo ee oo ee oo
Cow on a motorbike: (make zooming moo)
Cow in disguise: Baa
Horse in disguise: Moo
Invisible cow: (quickly cover child's eyes) Moo
Inaudible cow:
Where wolf
Cough-eeβββ
Bucees is a huge truck stop/gas station/everything station in Texas. My stepdad and I walked up the counter to purchase what we had. Upon getting up to the counter, the cashier asks, "Got gas?" My stepdad looks at her and replies, "Nope. Actually, I feel pretty good today."
"Coffee. Get it? Cough-ee."
Coughee
They both Carry-Yolk-Ee
Person is having a coughing fit...cough cough hack cough cough.
Me: "maybe you shouldn't drink so much...(pause)...coughee.
(Hilarity ensues, at least for me.)
"Cedar, that's what I'm talking about. Its not oak-ee doke to take credit for what wood be my joke. Every bodhi has to create their own." I told her. Didn't mean to chop her down like that in hindsight. I hope she still pines after me.
http://imgur.com/eeYimlT
USB(ee)
They cell phones.
(Uk version) Why do companies like EE and O2 ban women called Maureenβs from stores?
Because MO BUY ALL (mobile) phones.
I work in a phone shop so I may have found these funnier than I should have
Cough-ee
My son asked me "Where's the chili powder?"
I replied "Right next to the Argentina powder."
To his credit, he slitted his eyes and intoned "I said 'chill-EE' powder, not 'chill-AY' powder, Dad."
http://imgur.com/wEePwS7
The other day i was watching a movie with my 7y old daughter..
The Disney logo appears and i say to her: 'Hey, Look it's Disnep
She says: 'No daddy, The P must be pronounced as a Y'
Next screen is the 'Yixar Logo'..
The look on her face... Yriceless* (thnx wikoff)
..and I said "this is Strange.."
Have you heard about Yorkshire Police finding teenagers injecting ecstasy into just above their teeth?
It's called 'Ee-by-gum'.
He called the first one 'rata-one-ee' and the other 'Ratatouille'
Hey dad are you alright?
Yeah, but that sure was some strong cough-ee!
DAD!!!
I was having coffee with a buddy of mine when I took a huge sip and had a coughing fit. As soon as I was done, without missing a beat, he looks at me in the eye with a massive grin and says, "That's why they call it coff-ee!"
Cough-ee
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