The start of a beautiful French ship
A red cruise ship and a blue cruise ship collided in the Bahamas...
What is the best way to ship ginger to market?
Was drifting out alone on the sea, waiting for rescue when I saw a ship...
"I'm saved!" I thought.
Then I saw it turn away and I remembered I hadn't paid my dues recently.
It was a Membership.
A ship transporting sausages lost its cargo at sea today, and the situation got really bad when the seagulls swooped down
It was a tern for the wurst.
Why did Columbus sail a ship across the Atlantic Ocean?
He wasn't a very good swimmer.
I am the only pirate in this ship who doesn’t need an eye patch.
That must be why crew members always say "eye captain" when responding to my orders.
What does the thoughtful German boat Captain say to the sinking ship?
What are you sinking about?
what did the ship say when it was cold?
Who do Sailors get to clean the ship?
What do you call a ship full of male cats?
why was the docked ship taken under custody?
Because it was harbouring fugitives.
What do you call a ship with jokes?
What did the front of the ship say to the back of the ship?
I had a dream where I was on a cruise ship in the middle of an ocean made entirely out of orange-flavored soda.
When I woke up, I realized it was just a Fanta sea
A ship full of blue paint rammed a ship filled with red.
The sailors were marooned.
How did the pirate get his ship so cheap?
I want to quit my job of loading and unloading ship containers for two reasons
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My boss harbours some kinda grudge against me.
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He docks my pay because of it. Not to mention the constant pier pressure from my colleagues to nick things from the containers
why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the sides of their ship?
British ships say HMS for Her Majesty's Ship, American ships say USS for United States Ship
Italian ships say AMB for Atzah My Boat!
- from my 75 yr old Italian American dad at family dinner the other night
Why could the pirate captain afford such a nice ship?
Why doesn't a ghost ship ever fly full sail?
Because it only has a skeleton crew.
What do you call a cruise ship full of Chicken??
I saw a very clean cargo ship delivering circles and squares today.
In other words, a ship shape ship is shipping shapes.
What’s a vampire’s favorite ship?
"Bet, fire, bruv, fleek, ship, thirsty, salty and slay" will also be used.
What is it called when you restore a ruined old ship?
Pirate crews are pretty unruly, but every ship had at least one business man onboard…
The guy that made the sails.
If Marlon Brando ever portrayed a skipper of a passenger ship…
Would he have been the Ferry Godfather?
Where does the sick ship go?
Why did the pirates get there ship so cheap?
What's the one vegetable you should never bring on a ship with you?
I wanted to tell my children a story about a ship that brings cars from one side of the river to the other
But then I noticed that they're too old for ferry tales.
Pirate Ship Captain: I am desperate. Can someone tell me how to write the number 2 in Roman numerals?
What do you call a discount ship?
A pirate ship captain walks into the doctors office with a steering wheel mounted to his groin. The doctor asks, “What seems to be the issue?”
The pirate responds, “Arrgghh, this thing is drivin’ me nuts!”
If Cinderella was a ship…
…would she have a ferry godmother?
I got a flag from a ship for really cheap
What drives a merchant ship?
What does a sinking ship and how big your head is have in common?
The woman that fell off the cruise ship has been named
What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea?
Their crews were marooned.
A ship carrying red paint crashed into a ship carrying blue paint.
How did the pirate get his ship so cheap?
What happened when the red ship crashed into the blue ship?
All the sailors got marooned.
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