Deputy: "They were impersonating an office, sir."
is this a dad joke? No, son, its not. he replied. Can we stop it with all the sex jokes please? they aren't dad jokes and probably belong in plain old /r/jokes.
Sorry for the anti joke here, but its really getting old.
Man, I was worried when Mr. Ed had to be hospitalized. But now I've heard he's back home and his condition is stable.
So Patel tried to go to the lowest level and put a dot on the paper.
"What this, Ed?"
"A line?" the boy replied.
"I... I expected more from you. I'm... This a point, Ed."
We’re neighbors now.
It was a crash course.
She was a night mare 🐴
You use a blow-up doll
It was very illuminating.
Co-teacher: "Students name" came in and said he lost his throat.
Me: Oh no! Did he check where he last remembered having it?
Co-teacher: He couldn't say.
Nothing, it stands for nothing.
Now he’s brained Ed
It's not a question, that's just the process.
He was honestly just Ed G.
It's a small town so they know Police Officer Ed well enough to know that he can be pretty curt and rude. As they pass him, they exchange pleasantries. The husband tips his hat and Officer Ed does the same. The wife says, "Hello Officer Ed, it's a beautiful day isn't it?" Officer Ed looks at the sky, grunts, and says, "It looks like rain." The wife looks at the sky and says, "But there isn't a cloud in the sky." Officer Ed doubles down, "It's definitely going to rain."
The husband doesn't want to start any problems so he bids the officer good day, takes his wife's arm and leads her along. Once they were out of earshot, the husband said to his wife, "Listen, Rude Officer Ed knows rain, dear."
I finally put a lock on the door to keep him from barging in.
Sheeran away
I promptly burst out singing: "Cause guilty feet have got no rhythm!"
I got a full-on facepalm out of her. It was excellent.
He made two successful left turns but missed the third Reich
Macaroni and Cheeks.
'Sheeran' is Caring
Both claim to be Stable Geniuses
It was perfect.
Man 1: "I'm sorry I took you for Grant, Ed."
Because Sheeran.
Because Sheeran away
Cause Sheeran away.
