A list of puns related to "Impotency"
"you will roux the day!!!"
Hopalong Flaccidy.
Viagra falls.
For some reason it never comes up.
"Yes darling, that's right."
"Oh!! So daddy is impotent?"
The doctor asks "why are you dressed like that?"
"If I'm going to be impotent, I want to look impotent."
My mom just told me the story. Apparently, my dad and my uncle went to get vasectomies together. They were picked up at the house by a limo. My mom, confused, asked why they ordered a limo to drive them to get their vasectomies, to which my dad responded, "If I'm going to be impotent, I want to look im-po'-tant."
Dad: he's going to have to start wearing a tuxedo after that. Me: what are you talking about? Dad: well if he's gonna be impotent he's gotta look impotent.
Cue me groaning and him cracking up.
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